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    by: Carlton Mellick III

    Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

    Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

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    Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

    Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

    By: Carlton Mellick III

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    Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions. Ethan is in love with the weird girl i...

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