James Patterson

Julia Bergen

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Louisiana

Readers get a chance to participate in James Patterson's wildly successful Middle School series in this interactive book featuring more than 80 hilarious anecdotes from dueling siblings Rafe and Georgia Khatchadorian--plus dozens of fun-filled activities! The Khatchadorian kids are an opinionated duo, and as readers of the Middle School stories know, they don't exactly see eye to eye. But when wild-card Rafe and mostly-straight-laced Georgia go at it, the only thing more fun than their ranting is getting to join in! Their back-and-forth banter on a range of topics--from bullying to cafeteria food to school dress codes--introduces more than 40 writing and drawing prompts and other games, along with room for readers to share their own points of view. (Includes over 200 illustrations.)

Middle School: Ultimate Showdown

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Jake Burt

Wisconsin

A funny and poignant debut middle-grade novel about a foster-care girl who is placed with a family in the witness protection program, and finds that hiding in plain sight is complicated and dangerous.

Greetings from Witness Protection!

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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Oregon

The first book in the series! Middle school is tough already--but when your parents are evil supervillains and you've just discovered you have powers of your own, life can be a real challenge.  Not only do bullies pick on Joshua, but do you see those supervillains over there trying to flood the world? The ones that everyone, including his best friend Milton, are rooting for Captain Justice to take down? They're the Dread Duo, and they just happen to be his parents. As if trying to hide his identity wasn't hard enough, Joshua has started leaving a trail of exploding pencils and scorched handprints in his wake, and only Sophie, the new girl in town with a mysterious past, seems unsurprised. When a violent attack at the Vile Fair makes it clear someone is abducting supervillains, and that his parents may very well be next, Joshua must enlist both Sophie and Milton's help to save them.

"Joshua Dread is funny, action-packed, and a total page-turner. You'll want to read to the bitter end--unless Joshua's parents destroy the world first. Which is a distinct possibility."--Adam Gidwitz, author of A Tale Dark & Grimm
 
"Villainy! Mayhem! Family! From supervillains to killer houseplants, Joshua Dread has it all. I couldn't put it down and I didn't dare, not until I'd devoured every last page!" -C. Alexander London, author of the Accidental Adventure series

Joshua Dread

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Judy Blume

Georgia

Fifth-grader Peter Hatcher's mother is pregnant, his four-year-old brother, Fudge, is a constant embarrassment to his family, and his parents want to move to New Jersey for a year, could life get any worse?

Superfudge

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Lucille Colandro

Florida

In this variation on the traditional cumulative rhyme, a woman swallows some snow, a pipe, some coal, a hat, a stick, and a scarf.

There Was a Cold Lady Who Swallowed Some Snow!

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Jenny Lawson

Michigan

A Funny Book about Horrible Things

"Jenny made me laugh so hard I feared for my safety! I think that's how she was able to get past my defenses and make me feel more okay about myself." -Allie Brosh, author ofHyperbole and a Half For fans of David Sedaris, Tina Fey, and Mindy Kaling-the new book from Jenny Lawson, author of the #1New York Times bestseller LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED... In LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, Jenny Lawson baffled readers with stories about growing up the daughter of a taxidermist. In her new book,FURIOUSLY HAPPY, Jenny explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. And terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. According to Jenny: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invitea herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says thatnone is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos." "Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote inThe Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'" Jenny's first book, LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, was ostensibly about family, but deep down it was about celebrating your own weirdness.FURIOUSLY HAPPY is a book about mental illness, but under the surface it's about embracing joy in fantastic and outrageous ways-and who doesn't need a bit more of that?

Furiously Happy

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Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

North Carolina

Val Emmich

The Rosie Project meets Tell the Wolves I'm Home in this endearing debut about what happens when a girl who can't forget befriends a man who's desperate to remember. Grief-stricken over his partner's death, Gavin Winters sets fire to every physical reminder in the couple's home. A neighbor captures the ordeal on video, turning this unsung TV actor into a household name. Now Gavin is fleeing the hysteria of Los Angeles for New Jersey, hoping to find peace with the family of an old friend. Instead, he finds Joan. Joan, the family's ten-year-old daughter, was born with the rare ability to recall every day of her life in cinematic detail. In seconds, she can tell you how many times her mother has uttered the phrase "it never fails" in the last six months (twenty-seven) or what she was wearing when her grandfather took her fishing on a particular Sunday in June years ago (fox socks). Joan has never met Gavin until now, but she did know his partner, Sydney, and waiting inside her uncanny mind are a half dozen startlingly vivid memories to prove it. Gavin strikes a deal with Joan: in return for sharing all her memories of Sydney, Gavin will help Joan win a local songwriting contest she's convinced could make her unforgettable. The unlikely duo set off on their quest until Joan reveals unexpected details about Sydney's final months, forcing Gavin to question not only the purity of his past with Sydney but the course of his own immediate future. Told in the alternating voices of these two irresistible characters, The Reminders is a hilarious and tender exploration of loss, memory, friendship, and renewal.

The Reminders

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Louise Rennison

No writing 

Last chance! Last few days listed on Pangobooks before sold on another platform.

California

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson *LAST CHANCE*

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Thongs: Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

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Barbara Park

At first it seems as though Maxie, Rosie, and Earl have nothing in common. Maxie is too smart for his own good, Rosie is a born tattler, and Earl can't stop cracking up when he reads out loud in class. But when all three kids land outside the principal's office in disgrace, they can't help comparing notes. Just when they think there's no chance of a reprieve, the fire alarm goes off. There's only one thing for three doomed nerds to do -- head straight for the exit doors and dive into the Dumpster!

Maxie, Rosie, and Earl - Partners in Grime

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Francesco Sedita

Max Bisantz

New Jersey

Meh . . .

From Sanrio, who brought you Hello Kitty, comes Gudetama, the lazy egg.  

Not all Sanrio characters are cheery! In Japanese, when you're lazy, you are referred to as gude gude. And that's where our new friend gets its name. Gudetama (tama from "tamago," egg in Japanese) is the lazy egg. Gudetama likes soy sauce and being left alone. Sometimes, Gudetama wonders if we are born only to suffer. And here, in Eggsistential Thoughts, are Gudetama's musings on life.

Eggsistential Thoughts by Gudetama the Lazy Egg

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Julia Claiborne Johnson

Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

Maryland

A Novel

The anticipated second novel from the bestselling author of Be Frank With Me, set in 1930s Reno, in which two very different women seeking divorces meet and form an unlikely friendship that is complicated by the handsome young ranch hand who befriends both.

Better Luck Next Time

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Rebecca Wells

Don't miss Little Altars Everywhere, the New York Times bestselling companion novel that introduces the Ya-Yas and is also a basis for the film.

Little Altars Everywhere

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Jessi Klein

Introducing Jessi Klein, a Nora Ephron for a new generation. Both a tomboy and a late bloomer, she grew up always feeling like more of an observer than a participant in the rites of modern femininity. YOU'LL GROW OUT OF IT is a funny and incisive collection of real life stories in which Klein explores the milestones of the twenty first century woman: from trying to sculpt the perfect butt (one that looks like two floating tennis balls), to attempting to find watchable porn (the kind where no one cries), and deconstructing Oprah's obsession with taking baths (there's no place on dry land where women are left alone.) Throughout the journey, Klein's voice is both hilariously relatable and raw.

You'll Grow Out of It

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Texas

These are not your standard, run-of-the-mill purveyors of sex-orientated literature. They'¬?re our neighbors, for God'¬?s sake. —California Living magazine"The stories . . . celebrate the difference between the male and female erotic experience." —Newsweek

Look Homeward Erotica

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Arizona

The westing game 

Rob Elliott

Nebraska

Laugh-Out-Loud Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

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#hardcover #cats #catbreeds #funny #humor #cats #pets #animals #kids 

The cats that love to snap (and chat)

Snapcat

#paperback #jokes #game #wouldyourather #funny #intermediatereader

New York

Eww! Edition

PERFECT ROAD TRIP OR FAMILY GAME NIGHT COMPANION! Life's too short for boring questions and games, so we have just what you need! Look no further than The Try Not to Laugh Challenge's Would Your Rather? - EWW Edition for one of the best additions to a family game night, long road trips, parties, and MORE! Our Would You Rather? - EWW Edition includes 160+ hilarious, creepy-crawly, ooey-gooey, and smelly questions that are guaranteed to make you stop, think, and giggle! Whether it's a conversation starter, ice-breaker, or party game... this book is guaranteed hours of screen-free FUN!! How do you play? Take turns reading the Would You Rather Questions aloud, then voice your pick and in the goofiest way possible, explain 'why' you chose that one! If your answer and explanation get a laugh, then mark down that laugh point! At the end of the game, the person with the most laugh points is crowned the LAUGH MASTER! Our Would You Rather? - EWW Edition Family & Friend Side Effects Include: Accidental giggles & endless laughs! Thought-provoking and challenging questions to ponder on. Happy parents, due to the clean & family-friendly humor. Unforgettable memories of quality time with those you love. Gift it to your kid, your friend, neighbor, anyone! This book is too much fun to keep to just yourself.;) Enjoy and have fun!!

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Would Your Rather? - EWW Edition

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Pennsylvania

Having changed the course of human history after unwittingly wondering what could be worse than going to prison, George and Harold are catapulted through time back to their kindergarten days, where they are subjected to a sixth-grade bully and a clueless school principal.

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers

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Chelsea Handler

A Collection of One-Night Stands

The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer.

My Horizontal Life

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Sally Mackenzie

When a practical marquis proposes marriage to a vicar's passionate daughter, his unromantic gestures pique her and she decides to teach him that true love is all about pleasure. Original.

The Naked Marquis

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Jen Lancaster

Observations from a Reforming Neurotic

New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster is here to help you chill the hell out. When did USA become shorthand for the United States of Anxiety? From the moment Americans wake up, we're bombarded with all-new terrifying news about crime, the environment, politics, and stroke-inducing foods we've been enjoying for years. We're judged by social media's faceless masses, pressured into maintaining a Pinterest-perfect home, and expected to base our self-worth on retweets, faves, likes, and followers. Our collective FOMO, and the disparity between the ideal and reality, is leading us to spend more and feel worse. No wonder we're getting twitchy. Save for an Independence Day-style alien invasion, how do we begin to escape from the stressors that make up our days? Jen Lancaster is here to take a hard look at our elevating anxieties, and with self-deprecating wit and levelheaded wisdom, she charts a path out of the quagmire that keeps us frightened of the future and ashamed of our imperfectly perfect human lives. Take a deep breath, and her advice, and you just might get through a holiday dinner without wanting to disown your uncle.

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James Patterson; Julia Bergen

Middle School: Ultimate Showdown

Jake Burt

Greetings from Witness Protection!

Lee Bacon

Joshua Dread

Judy Blume

Superfudge

Lucille Colandro

There Was a Cold Lady Who Swallowed Some Snow!

Jenny Lawson

Furiously Happy

Judy Blume

Superfudge

Val Emmich

The Reminders

Louise Rennison

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Barbara Park

Maxie, Rosie, and Earl - Partners in Grime

Francesco Sedita; Max Bisantz

Eggsistential Thoughts by Gudetama the Lazy Egg

Julia Claiborne Johnson

Better Luck Next Time

Rebecca Wells

Little Altars Everywhere

Jessi Klein

You'll Grow Out of It

Kensington Ladies' Erotica Society Staff; Kensington Ladies' Erotica

Look Homeward Erotica

Ellen Raskin

The westing game

Rob Elliott

Laugh-Out-Loud Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Rosie Ryder

Snapcat

Crazy Corey

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Would Your Rather? - EWW Edition

Dav Pilkey (Illustrator)

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers

Rebecca Wells

Little Altars Everywhere

Chelsea Handler

My Horizontal Life

Sally Mackenzie

The Naked Marquis

Jen Lancaster

Welcome to the United States of Anxiety