The Staff The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

New York

Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane

Whose Boat Is This Boat?

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Mad Libs

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

World's Greatest Word Game

Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and a great gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about dogs. Go fetch a NOUN because it’s time to play Mad Libs! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Labradors, Pomeranians, poodles, and more, this book is an incredible activity for both pups and their people. Play alone, in a group, or with your own four-legged best friend. Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Dog Ate My Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about everyone's favorite dogs. - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!

Dog Ate My Mad Libs

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Carl Hiaasen

 Minor dust jacket damage as pictured, book excellent 

Alaska

With the help of an eccentric ex-governor, a teenaged boy searches for his missing cousin in the Florida wilds.

Skink--No Surrender

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Refe Tuma

Susan Tuma

Texas

A Very Messy Adventure

What the Dinosaurs Did Last Night

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Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

New Jersey

Briarpatch

Includes slip cover. No rips, stains, or tears. 

Pennsylvania

Summer In The South

#hardcover #nonfiction #funny #chelseahandler #comedy #comedian

Iowa

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

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While riding in the car with Buzz and his father, Fly Guy gets blown out of the window and finds himself riding in a truck, then a boat, a train, an airplane, and maybe even a rocket.

Ride, Fly Guy, Ride!

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#paperback #jimbenton #funny #deardumbdiary #middlegrade

Florida

Franny K. Stein is not your average girl -- she's a mad scientist. She prefers poison ivy to daisies, and when Franny jumps rope, she uses her pet snake. The kids in Franny's class think she's weird, wacky, and just plain creepy. Tired of being stared at, Franny decides to attempt her most dangerous experiment yet -- she's going to fit in. but when a giant Monstrous Fiend attacks the class, everyone knows it's up to a mad scientist to save the day. But has Franny lost her creepy, crawly ways?

Lunch Walks among Us

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Tedd Arnold

Louisiana

California

Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

"On the short drive to the preschool,I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar andtoss it into the back seat to my four-year-old.Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself.Studies have shown that it's very importantfor familes to eat together. . . . "Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again.What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on.Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks' salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much.What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartney's marriage to a model thirty years younger? We're not surprised. Statistically speaking, it's almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart.In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and them's," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Ya'll come back now, you hear.

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

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Paul B. Lowney

Retired school library book. Previous owner’s information has been blackened out on the inside of the front and back covers. Interior pages are in good condition.

Missouri

The Big Book of Gleeb

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Fancy Nancy at the Museum

Ambitious Becca Reinhart enjoys her solo life, as does footloose playboy Edward Kirkland, but their lives are turned upside down when the two strangers receive co-guardianship of spirited four-year-old Emily.

Family Trust

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A New Collection of Utterly Useless Information

That's a Fact Jack!

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#hardcover #fiction #regatta #funny #watercops

Who else but Joseph Wambaugh could write "a joy, a hoot, a riot of a book" that is also acclaimed as "one of this season's best crime novels"? That's how The New York Times Book ReviewandTime, respectively, described his last novel,Finnegan's Week. Nobody writes a faster, funnier, more satisfying tale of cops and criminals, the high life and lowlifes that Wambaugh--andFloatersis his sharpest yet. Mick Fortney and his partner Leeds manage to cruise above the standard police stress-pools of coffee and Pepto-Bismol--they're water cops in the "Club Harbor Unit," manning a patrol boat on San Diego's Mission Bay. A typically rough day's detail consists of scoping out body-sculpted beauties on pleasure craft, rescuing boating bozos who've run aground, jeering at lifeguards, and hauling in the occasional floater who comes to the surface. But now their days are anything but typical, because the America's Cup international sailing regattas have come to town and suddenly San Diego is swarming with yacht crazies of every nationality, the cuppies who want to love them, and the looky-look tourists, racing spies, scam artists, and hookers who all want their piece of the action. It's the outstanding body and jaunty smile--full of mischief, full of hell--of one cuppie, a particularly fiery redhead named Blaze, that gets Leeds and Fortney's attention. First Leeds drowns in frustratingly unrequited boozy love from afar. Then, with her increasingly odd behavior, Blaze tweaks every one of their cop instincts, alerting them that something's not quite right on the waterfront. Indeed, Blaze will soon lead Detective Anne Zorn and Mick Fortney along a bizarre criminal trail that would be hilarious if it didn't wind up just as nasty as it gets, with a pair of murders right on the eve of the biggest sailing race of all. Filled with all of Joseph Wambaugh's trademark skills--laugh-out-loud writing, crackling dialogue, outrageous excitement, and, of course, plenty of raunchy veteran cops who leap off the page--Floatersis Wambaugh at the very to of his form. From the Paperback edition.

Floaters

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#hardcover #parenting #newborn #babysfirstyear #funny

Virginia

Laugh Yourself Silly Through Baby's First Year!

The creators of the bestselling Safe Baby Handling Tips and Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips are back with their trademark quirky humor-this time in a fun new format. Designed in the tradition of a children's "activity" book, The New Parents' Fun Book features crossword puzzles, connect-the-dots, mazes, quizzes, stickers, and other fun diversions-all for the new parent. It pokes gentle fun at the crazy, bumbling first few months of parenthood-and will appeal to those looking for a hilarious alternative to the standard, sentimental baby gift. Sure to give any new parent plenty of ways to pass the time during those 3 AM feedings!

The New Parents' Fun Book

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Robert McCloskey

Old library marks as pictured. Otherwise, mint book. B

More Adventures of Homer Price

Further adventures of Homer Price, including those in which a juke box sets the whole town singing against its will and in which a mad scientist develops weeds that overrun the town.

Centerburg Tales

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#hardcover #Nobodysperfect #Blunders #History #Compilation #Famous￼ #Funny #Humor #Interesting box 39

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Gigantic Errors, Minor Mistakes and Colossal Slip-Ups That Have Changed the Course of History

The Blunder Book

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My Year of Domestic Mayhem

Ah, 55. Gateway to the golden years! Professional summiting. Emotional maturity. Easy surfing toward the glassy blue waters of retirement...Or maybe not? Middle age, for Sandra Tsing Loh, feels more like living a disorganized 25-year-old's life in an 85-year-old's malfunctioning body. With raucous wit and carefree candor, Loh recounts the struggles of leaning in, staying lean, and keeping her family well-fed and financially afloat--all those burdens of running a household that still, all-too-often, fall to women.The Madwoman and the Roomba chronicles a roller coaster year for Loh, her partner, and her two teenage daughters in their ramshackle quasi-Craftsman, with a front lawn that's more like a rectangle of compacted dirt and mice that greet her as she makes her morning coffee. Her daughters are spending more time online than off; her partner has become a Hindu, bringing in a household of monks; and she and her girlfriends are wondering over Groupon "well" drinks how they got here.Whether prematurely freaking out about her daughters' college applications, worrying over her eccentric aging father, or overcoming the pitfalls of long-term partnership and the temptations of paired-with-cheese online goddess webinars, Loh somehow navigates the realities of what it means to be a middle-aged woman in the twenty-first century. By day's end, we just might need a box of chardonnay and a Roomba to clean up the mess.

The Madwoman and the Roomba

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James Patterson

Chris Tebbetts

In this blockbuster installment of the bestselling Middle School series, Rafe and the other favorite characters from James Patterson's books for kids join forces for the first time in a hilarious adventure! Rafe and Jimmy, two misunderstood "troublemakers", are finally up to something good. They're in charge of a huge celebration of books and reading -- but when a small issue snowballs into a big problem that threatens to derail the whole event, they need to work fast to keep things on track! And the best part? Rafe and Jimmy are joined by the funniest storytellers they know, including Jamie Grimm from I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, the Kidd family of Treasure Hunters, and super-genius Max Einstein -- everyone's favorite characters from James Patterson's bestselling series for kids!

Middle School: Master of Disaster. 

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Janet Evanovich

First a stranger appears while chasing down the usual cast of Miss Grant's and weirdos, Stephanie discovers a crazy woman is stalking her. Then the stranger reveals her Secrets the woman dresses in black, carries a 9 mm glock, and has a bad attitude and a mysterious connection to Dark and Dangerous Carlos minoso.. Street name Ranger. Next somebody dies the action turns deadly serious, and Stephanie goes from hunting skips to hunting a murderer. Soon the chase is on Ranger needs Stephanie for more reasons than he can say.

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Twelve Sharp

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Dav Pilkey

Connecticut

Having changed the course of human history after unwittingly wondering what could be worse than going to prison, George and Harold are catapulted through time back to their kindergarten days, where they are subjected to a sixth-grade bully and a clueless school principal.

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers

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Seymour Simon

From a one-inch baby rabbit to a 100-pound baby rhinoceros, baby animals are shown through spectacular photos, while readers learn fascinating facts about these animals' young in the wild. Includes a collectible deck of cards. Photos. Consumable.

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Whose Boat Is This Boat?

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Dog Ate My Mad Libs

Carl Hiaasen

Skink--No Surrender

Refe Tuma; Susan Tuma

What the Dinosaurs Did Last Night

Ross Thomas

Briarpatch

Cathy Holton

Summer In The South

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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

Tedd Arnold (Illustrator)

Ride, Fly Guy, Ride!

Jim Benton (Illustrator)

Lunch Walks among Us

Tedd Arnold

Ride, Fly Guy, Ride!

Celia Rivenbark

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

Paul B. Lowney

The Big Book of Gleeb

Jane O’Connor

Fancy Nancy at the Museum

Amanda Brown; Amanda Brownfield

Family Trust

Harry Bright; Jakob Anser

That's a Fact Jack!

Joseph Wambaugh

Floaters

David Sopp; Kelly Sopp

The New Parents' Fun Book

Robert McCloskey

Centerburg Tales

M. Hirsh Goldberg

The Blunder Book

Sandra Tsing Loh

The Madwoman and the Roomba

James Patterson; Chris Tebbetts

Middle School: Master of Disaster.

Janet Evanovich

Twelve Sharp

Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers

Seymour Simon

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