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Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Connecticut

From the New York Times best-selling author of The Middlesteins comes a wickedly funny novel about a thirty-nine-year-old single, childfree woman who defies convention as she seeks connection. Who is Andrea Bern? When her therapist asks the question, Andrea knows the right things to say: she's a designer, a friend, a daughter, a sister. But it's what she leaves unsaid--she's alone, a drinker, a former artist, a shrieker in bed, captain of the sinking ship that is her flesh--that feels the most true. Everyone around her seems to have an entirely different idea of what it means to be an adult: her best friend, Indigo, is getting married; her brother--who miraculously seems unscathed by their shared tumultuous childhood--and sister-in-law are having a hoped-for baby; and her friend Matthew continues to wholly devote himself to making dark paintings at the cost of being flat broke. But when Andrea's niece finally arrives, born with a heartbreaking ailment, the Bern family is forced to reexamine what really matters. Will this drive them together or tear them apart? Told in gut-wrenchingly honest, mordantly comic vignettes, All Grown Up is a breathtaking display of Jami Attenberg's power as a storyteller, a whip-smart examination of one woman's life, lived entirely on her own terms.

All Grown Up

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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Illinois

The biggest best joke book ever 

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New Jersey

When the original Star Spangled Banner is stolen, Anne, Josâe, and Henry, all descendants of the Silver Jaguar Society, pursue suspects through baggage handling tunnels while stranded at a Washington, D.C., airport during a snowstorm.

Capture the Flag

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#fiction #youngadult #ya #paperback #romance #contemporary #charming #funny 

Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

Pennsylvania

Tell Me Three Things

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#fiction #romance #love #paperback #funny 

A Novel

An Elin Hilderbrand Entertainment Weekly Summer Reading Pick “The book-equivalent of a perfect first date... Highly highly recommend.” —Elin Hilderbrand, #1 New York Times bestselling author “A heady kaleidoscope of romance, heartbreak, and healing that’s both rich in insight and enchantingly funny.” —Fiona Davis, New York Times bestselling author The author of the “emotional, hilarious, and thought-provoking” (People) novel The Bucket List returns with a witty and heartfelt romantic comedy featuring a wedding planner, her unexpected business partner, and their coworkers in a series of linked love stories—perfect for fans of Christina Lauren and Casey McQuiston. For the past twenty years, Liv and Eliot Goldenhorn have run In Love in New York, Brooklyn’s beloved wedding-planning business. When Eliot dies unexpectedly, he even more unexpectedly leaves half of the business to his younger, blonder girlfriend, Savannah. Liv and Savannah are not a match made in heaven, to say the least. But what starts as a personal and professional nightmare transforms into something even savvy, cynical Liv Goldenhorn couldn’t begin to imagine. It Had to Be You cleverly unites Liv, Savannah, and couples as diverse and unique as New York City itself, in a joyous Love-Actually-style braided narrative. The result is a smart, modern love story that truly speaks to our times. Second chances, secret romance, and steamy soul mates are front and center in this sexy, tender, and utterly charming rom-com.

It Had to Be You

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Book in good condition. Bent corner as shown in picture. #therewasanoldlady #therewasacoldladywhoswallowedsomesnow #therewasanoldladywhoswallowedafly #lucillecolandro #jaredlee #scholastic #winterstories #childrens #funny #paperback 

In this variation on the traditional cumulative rhyme, a woman swallows some snow, a pipe, some coal, a hat, a stick, and a scarf.

There Was a Cold Lady Who Swallowed Some Snow!

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Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

Missouri

From the author of Last Night at the Lobster, a moving vision of love and family.

A sequel to the bestselling, much-beloved Wish You Were Here, Stewart O'Nan's intimate new novel follows Emily Maxwell, a widow whose grown children have long moved away. She dreams of vists by her grandchildren while mourning the turnover of her quiet Pittsburgh neighborhood, but when her sole companion and sister-in-law Arlene faints at their favorite breakfast buffet, Emily's days change. As she grapples with her new independence, she discovers a hidden strength and realizes that life always offers new possibilities. Like most older women, Emily is a familiar yet invisible figure, one rarely portrayed so honestly. Her mingled feelings-of pride and regret, joy and sorrow- are gracefully rendered in wholly unexpected ways. Once again making the ordinary and overlooked not merely visible but vital to understanding our own lives, Emily, Alone confirms O'Nan as an American master.

Emily, Alone

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#paperback #childrens #fiction #middlegrade #childrensfiction #humor #elementary #funny #illustrated #graphicnovel unread new copy but with teacher stamps inside front cover as well as written name inside front cover (see pics)

Texas

Meeting the strange Moldylocks in the land of Fake-Believe, Princess accompanies her new friend to the home of the Three Beards, where they eat chili and jump on the furniture. By the creator of Those Shoes. Simultaneous.

Moldylocks and the Three Beards

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#paperback #childrens #fiction #middlegrade #childrensfiction #humor #elementary #funny #illustrated #jeffkinney unread copy with teacher stamp on inside front cover (see pics) 

Will Fuzzy and his friends be able to fight against a plan to ban class pets, or will they be thrown out like yesterday's juice box?

Is this the end of class pets?

When Fuzzy accidentally gets a kid hurt, he feels awful. But worse -- the PTA president demands to get rid of all the class pets!

Fuzzy and his friends get to work. A cuteness campaign? Their selfies fall short. A hunger strike? The pets get hungry. Could the PTA president's daughter be the key to staying in their classrooms, or will the pets get thrown out like yesterday's juice box?

Fuzzy Fights Back

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#paperback #romance #fiction #indian #romcom #funny 

South Carolina

In Zara Raheem’s fresh, funny, smart debut, a young, Muslim-American woman is given three months to find the right husband or else her traditional Indian parents will find one for her—a novel with a universal story that everyone can relate to about the challenges of falling in love. To Leila Abid’s traditional Indian parents, finding a husband in their South Asian-Muslim American community is as easy as match, meet, marry. But for Leila, a marriage of arrangement clashes with her lifelong dreams of a Bollywood romance which has her convinced that real love happens before marriage, not the other way around. Finding the right husband was always part of her life-plan, but after 26 years of singledom, even Leila is starting to get nervous. And to make matters worse, her parents are panicking, the neighbors are talking, and she’s wondering, are her expectations just too high? So Leila decides it’s time to stop dreaming and start dating. She makes a deal with her parents: they’ll give her three months, until their 30th wedding anniversary, to find a husband on her own terms. But if she fails, they’ll take over and arrange her marriage for her. With the stakes set, Leila succumbs to the impossible mission of satisfying her parents’ expectations, while also fulfilling her own western ideals of love. But after a series of speed dates, blind dates, online dates and even ambush dates, the sparks just don’t fly! And now, with the marriage clock ticking, and her 3-month deadline looming in the horizon, Leila must face the consequences of what might happen if she doesn’t find “the one…”

The Marriage Clock

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#paperback #nonfiction #funny #mannipples #randominfo #bestseller #witty 

Mississippi

Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor after Your Third Martini

Setting the record straight on folk remedies, traditional cures, and medical myths, an entertaining but informative medical reference furnishes informative answers to such questions as Do microwaves cause cancer?, Is sperm nutritious?, Is it bad to crack your knuckles?, and more. Original. 35,000 first printing.

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

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#paperback #romance #funny #fiction #dating #women #entertaining #single #humerous #love

When L.A. entertainment lawyer Julie Burns becomes convinced that finding The One is "just a numbers game," she sets out on a dating frenzy. From chance meetings and blind dates to dating services and the wonderful world of the Internet, Julie will try anything to meet her man. And in the process, she discovers a secret or two about the single life: Sometimes love sneaks up on you when you least expect it-and even the worst first impressions can have surprising results.

Romantically Challenged

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Ohio

Middle school meets the Dark Side in this grimly hilarious survival story of a sci-fi-obsessed eighth grader.

Clark Sherman's situation is desperate.

He's just crash-landed on an inhospitable planet--also known as Festus Middle School--where the natives don't take kindly to newcomers . . . particularly ones who love sci-fi and memorizing episodes of the hit TV show Star Survivors.

Hostile natives include violent bullies, uncaring teachers, and the fiendishly evil Principal Denton, and Clark realizes he'll be lucky enough to survive eighth grade, let alone thrive. But then, three kindred life forms make themselves known . . . and suddenly, Clark finds he not only has the will to survive, but the strength to fight back.

Sharp, painfully funny, and deeply moving, Revenge of the Star Survivors is a story for sci-fi fans-- and for anyone who's ever felt alone in this world. Michael Merschel's witty writing, by turns hilarious and heartbreaking, brings Clark's inner strength into the light.

Winner of the Texas Institute of Letters Jean Flynn Award for Best Children's Book

Revenge of the Star Survivors

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#comedy #paperback #nonfiction #funny #celebrity #mindykaling #autobiography #bestseller #bio #humor 

California

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

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The Lives of Danny Kaye

A detailed portrait of a paradoxical entertainer explores his rise from the streets of Brooklyn, his turbulent marriage, and the claims about his homosexuality.

Nobody's Fool

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#paperback #shopaholic #fashion #funny #sophiekinsella

Oregon

Becky's life is perfect, with a job at London's biggest new store, house-hunting with husband Luke, a baby on the way, and the enjoyment of shopping for the perfect nursery, but when she discovers that her new celebrity obstetrician is Luke's glamorous ex-girlfriend, Becky feels like her perfect world is crumbling around her. Reprint.

Jami Attenberg

All Grown Up

Highlights

Highlights knock knock jokes

Kate Messner

Capture the Flag

Julie Buxbaum

Tell Me Three Things

Georgia Clark

It Had to Be You

Lucille Colandro; Jared Lee (Illustrator)

There Was a Cold Lady Who Swallowed Some Snow!

Stewart O'Nan

Emily, Alone

Noah Z. Jones (Illustrator)

Moldylocks and the Three Beards

Bruce Hale

Fuzzy Fights Back

Zara Raheem

The Marriage Clock

Mark Leyner; Billy Goldberg

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Beth Orsoff

Romantically Challenged

Michael Merschel

Revenge of the Star Survivors

Mindy Kaling

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

Martin Gottfried

Nobody's Fool

Sophie Kinsella

Shopaholic and Baby