Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Oregon

Tired of having to mind her manners, clean her room, and wear shoes, Ginny Mae wishes she could trade places with the family dog.

My Dog Never Says Please

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Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

An Exclusive by Monty Molenski

The creators of The Mystery of Eatum Hall produce another clever visual treat. Monty Molenski desperately needs a front-page story for his paper, and he's determined to learn what his co-workers are up to with their secret F.P. Club after work. Full color.

Scoop!

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Jesse Klausmeier

What will you find when you open this little book? A fun story? Sweet characters? Enticing pictures? Yes! But much more. Open this book and you will find...another book...and another...and another. Debut author Jesse Klausmeier and master book creator Suzy Lee have combined their creative visions to craft a seemingly simple book about colors for the very youngest readers, an imaginative exploration of the art of book making for more sophisticated aficionados, and a charming story of friendship and the power of books for all.

Open This Little Book

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First he broke The True Story of the Three Little Pigs. Now he uncovers the awful truth--and high hilarity--of life "happily ever after". It seems that the Frog Prince doesn't think life is a bowl of duckweed--all the Princess does is nag, nag, nag. So it's off to the deep dark woods to look for a witch willing to help him out. Full color.

The Frog Prince, Continued

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Introducing Ellen, the Eloise of Carson City, Nevada. Is she a world-renowned detective who lives in an 11-star, super-deluxe hotel, or just a young girl living with her parents at their modest desert hotel? Full color.

Ellen's 11-Star Spectacular Super-Deluxe Hotel

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California

Stephen Shaskan

HC no dust jacket. Light rubbing to corners. Tight binding. Pages in very good condition.

Best friends Pizza and Taco agree on nearly everything until Pizza declares himself the best of all, leading to debating, voting, competing, and finally defining what being the best really means.

Pizza and Taco: Who's the Best?

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Dan Gutman

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

New York

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

In the first book in My Weirder School--the laugh-out-loud third arc of the My Weird School series--A.J. and the rest of the third graders at Ella Mentry School go on a field trip to the zoo. The students can't wait to see all of the different animals!

But when they get there, they meet Miss Child, the weirdest zookeeper in the history of the universe! She believes animals are smarter than humans! She thinks elephants can paint pictures! She keeps snakes in her pockets for fun! Guess who's going to wind up in a cage with a lion?

Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss any of the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang--from Weird, to Weirder, to Weirder-est!

This chapter book is an excellent choice to share with children ages 6 to 10 who are ready to read independently. It's a fun way to keep your child engaged and as a supplement for activity books for children.

My Weirder School #1: Miss Child Has Gone Wild!

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Caralyn Buehner

HC with dust jacket. DJ shows minimal wear. Tight binding. Pages like new. 

Snowmen play games at night when no one is watching.

Snowmen at Night

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Florida

5 Books in 1. Webbing noted to binding. Bumped and rubbed corners. Sticker noted to back cover. #hardcover #icanread #childrens #kids #juvenilefiction #drseuss #earlyreaders #readaloud #silly 

The Big Red Book of Beginner Books

Silly Sam 

This book is a clean copy with a good spine and binding. The contents and Graphics are in good condition. There is minimal wear inside. There is light wear on the paperback cover. Will ship within hours after your order is received. Thanks for stopping by and please stay safe.

Texas

More really silly pet jokes

Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

Bradley Trevor Greive

Cover has a white spot on it (see the photo) but otherwise the book is clean, tight and unmarked. 
If you want to learn about the meaning of life by looking at a bunch of pictures of funny animals, then this book is for you!  Cute and adorable with a fun and uplifting message. Also, it has a frog on the cover. You can’t go wrong with that!

Alaska

  It's an age-old question that has stumped the great minds of history: What is the meaning of life? In his hilarious and uplifting style, best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive finally provides the answer: Figure out what you love and do it.

  Illustrated with playful photographs of animals, BTG's insightful prose again hits his target straight on. He muses about why we're here and our greater purpose in the grand scheme of things. His informal style provides a refreshing counterpoint to what has always been one of life's big debates. For example, when it comes to discovering your passion, BTG writes, "First, no one else will tell you about it--it's just like walking around all day with a sign on your back that says KICK ME."

The Meaning of Life is a witty, thought-provoking book that makes an ideal gift for anyone who's seeking their true purpose--and wants to laugh along the way.

The Meaning of Life

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Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

Utah

Maria Looney and the Remarkable Robot

Bargin Basement Specials 

Michael Rex

Pennsylvania

This #1 New York Times bestselling picture book parody is the perfect Halloween read!

Goodnight tomb. Goodnight goon. Goodnight Martians taking over the moon.

It's bedtime in the cold gray tomb with a black lagoon, and two slimy claws, and a couple of jaws, and a skull and a shoe and a pot full of goo. But as a little werewolf settles down, in comes the Goon determined at all costs to run amok and not let any monster have his rest.

A beloved classic gets a kind-hearted send up in this utterly monsterized parody; energetic art and clever text will have kids begging to read this again and again. The board book edition is the perfect size for little hands!



Goodnight Goon: a Petrifying Parody

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New Jersey

Hundreds of Things You Never Knew You Had to Worry About

This compact volume will induce nervous page-flipping and turn even the most snug and secure folks into bonafide paranoiacs. Whether it's archibutyrophobia (the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth) or phobophobia (the fear of fear itself), this book explains hundreds of bizarre-but-true things that can "get" you. Photos.

The Paranoid's Pocket Guide

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Alice the Fairy

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Miles Murphy is not happy to be moving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that's famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. In his old school, everyone knew him as the town's best prankster, but Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster, and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he is going to have to raise his game. It's prankster against prankster in an epic war of trickery, until the two finally decide to join forces and pull off the biggest prank ever seen: a prank so huge that it would make the members of the International Order of Disorder proud. In The Terrible Two, bestselling authors Mac Barnett and Jory John have created a series that has its roots in classic middle-grade literature yet feels fresh and new at the same time.

The Terrible Two

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Hildilid’s Night

Dev Petty

Slight edge wear. Light scuffs noted to back cover. Tight binding. Pages like new.

A Bank Street College of Education 2018 Best Children's Book of the Year In another hilarious book from the I Don’t Want to be a Frog series, young Frog learns an unexpected lesson about how NOT to be bored. Perfect for fans of Mo Willems’s Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! and Jon Klassen’s I Want My Hat Back! Frog is bored. He can’t find ANYTHING to do—even when his animal friends make good suggestions, like sleeping all day, licking between his toes, or hopping around and then staring off into space. Will he find a fun and exciting way to spend his day? Featuring the beloved characters from I Don’t Want to Be a Frog and I Don’t Want to Be Big, this new story is sure to bring a smile to every kid who’s ever said “There’s nothing to do!” And look for the other books starring Frog: I Don't Want to Be a Frog, I Don't Want to Be Big and I Don't Want to Go to Sleep. ★ "Snappy, spot-on dialogue pairs ideally with the outsize drama of Boldt’s artwork; reading this book belongs on families’ to-do lists."—Publishers Weekly, starred review "In a structured, overstimulated world, downtime needs to be appreciated, and this small amphibian shows the way."—Kirkus

There's Nothing to Do!

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Jon Scieszka

Smoke-free pet-friendly home NO returns 😍🌈 books probably have owner labels inside (not always in pix). Message me for bundle deals!!!

The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs

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David Shannon

North Carolina

Caldecott Honor winner and bestselling author-illustrator David Shannon makes readers laugh aloud when young Spencer's mountain of toys becomes overwhelming. A book that will be read again and again.Spencer has too many toys! His father trips over them, his mother falls over them, and the house is overflowing with junk. Now its time to give some of the mountain of goodies away, but Spencer finds it hard. In the end, he fills a box, but decides the one toy he can't part with is the box!

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Suzanne Williams; Tedd Arnold (Illustrator)

My Dog Never Says Please

Cathy Tincknell (Illustrator); John Kelly (Illustrator)

Scoop!

Jesse Klausmeier

Open This Little Book

Jon Scieszka; Steve Johnson (Illustrator)

The Frog Prince, Continued

Larry Schwarz; Kelly Denato (Illustrator)

Ellen's 11-Star Spectacular Super-Deluxe Hotel

Jon Scieszka; Steve Johnson (Illustrator)

The Frog Prince, Continued

Stephen Shaskan

Pizza and Taco: Who's the Best?

Dan Gutman

My Weirder School #1: Miss Child Has Gone Wild!

Caralyn Buehner; Illustrated by Mark Buehner

Snowmen at Night

Stephen Shaskan

Pizza and Taco: Who's the Best?

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The Big Red Book of Beginner Books

Leonore Klein

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Jeff Rovin

More really silly pet jokes

Mo Willems

Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

Bradley Trevor Greive

The Meaning of Life

Jerome Beatty Jr.

Bargin Basement Specials

Michael Rex

Goodnight Goon: a Petrifying Parody

Cameron Tuttle

The Paranoid's Pocket Guide

David Shannon

Alice the Fairy

Mac Barnett; Jory John

The Terrible Two

Cheli Duran Ryan

Hildilid’s Night

Dev Petty; Illustrated by Mike Boldt

There's Nothing to Do!

Jon Scieszka

The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs

David Shannon

Too Many Toys