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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

California

A Novel

Dying of cancer in a hospice, seventeen-year-old prankster Richard has big plans for his final days.

Somebody up There Hates You

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Jake Wizner

Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

Oregon

Three high school students in a summer arts program at Yale University collaborate on an "anti-guy musical" with the working title, Castration Celebration, in a bawdy, battle-of-the-sexes romp by the author of Spanking Shakespeare.

Castration Celebration

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Sara Benincasa

North Carolina

DC Trip

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T. Styles

Ex-library. Catalog markers. Some obvious mileage on the jacket and between the pages. Water stain on the edges. Several repaired dog ears. Mild thumb traffic. Does not obstruct reading. No scribbles or tears. Please see photos for reference.

Ohio

Based out of Bladensburg, Maryland, 31-year-old Janet Stayley spent her life looking for a hustler. She never knew she would find one in her 15-year-old son, Kelsi. Surrounded by violence, drugs and lies, Kelsi murders in self-defense. Suddenly Kelsi becomes charged with the newfound feeling he associates with becoming a man and feels he can take on anything, including his mother's cheating lover. The heat of murder ensues and Janet feels it's time to make a permanent move out of Maryland. Before doing so, she plans one last murder which, if goes as planned, could ultimately be worth millions. To top it all off, Janet has not revealed to her son the biggest secret yet.

A Hustler's Son (the Cartel Publications Presents)

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Pennsylvania

#paperback #comedy #comingofage #highschool #raunchy #school #teacher 

Michigan

MaryJanice Davidson

Florida

"Meet Damon, Maltese, and Shakar--three noble brothers from an enchanted kingdom where wooing and pleasuring is practically a royal commandment. They're hot. Irresistible. And just a little different. But what woman doesn't like a guy with a few surprises?"--Cover, P. [4].

Really Unusual Bad Boys

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DC Trip by Sara Benincasa

Author and comedienne Sara Benincasa takes a bold, fearless and irreverent look at the classic high school trip to Washington DC.

Alicia Deats is a new teacher chaperoning her very first high school trip to Washington DC, and nothing could be more terrifying than a class full of horny, backstabbing, boundary-pushing teenagers under her watch. To make matters worse, she embarrassed herself with her co-chaperone Bryan Kenner with one too many margaritas and an ill-placed vomiting incident at last year’s teacher mixer and is hoping this trip can be a fresh start for them. Alicia believes in positive reinforcement and trust to keep her students out of trouble, but best friend high school sophomores Gertie, Sivan, and Rachel have a different idea: they plan to take full advantage of the un-parented freedom that a trip to DC offers. DC TRIP by novelist-comedian Sara Benincasa is an honest and irreverent journey of sexual confusion, bar shots, drag queens, and pot cookies in the Rose Garden.

This book is in like new condition with no visible creases, tears, or other damage. The spine has not been broken. 

Every book is packaged with the utmost care and placed in a plastic sleeve to avoid water damage during shipping. 

While I cannot guarantee your book will arrive undamaged due to postal handling, I will do my best to ensure it is adequately protected.

New Jersey

New York

Three adolescent boys with a single goal: see a real-live naked girl. The result? Razor-sharp, rapid-fire, and raunchy, of course. And beyond hilarious.

Fifteen-year-old Matt Gratton and his two best friends, Coop and Sean, always set themselves a summertime goal. This year's? To see a real-live naked girl for the first time -- quite a challenge, given that none of the guys has the nerve to even ask a girl out on a date. But catching a girl in the buff starts to look easy compared to Matt's other summertime aspiration: to swim the 100-yard butterfly (the hardest stroke known to God or man) as a way to impress Kelly West, the sizzling new star of the swim team. In the spirit of Hollywood's blockbuster comedies, screenwriter-turned-YA-novelist Don Calame unleashes a true ode to the adolescent male: characters who are side-splittingly funny, sometimes crude, yet always full of heart.

Swim the Fly

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Brand new. It has sat on my shelf untouched for years, it’s time for it to go to a new home.

Based on a UCB performance based on true stories. Some light shelf wear. 

When Bad Sex Happens to Good People

Worst Laid Plans

Tohko Tsukinaga

Beauty and the Beasts

A reverse harem isekai romance of supernatural suitors and seduction! The only human woman in a fantasy land faces four handsome monster boy suitors who want her to have their children.

After a tragic accident, Mashiro wakes up in a strange world to find herself surrounded by four beautiful beastly men who call themselves "celestials." There's just one problem-Mashiro is the only human female in this world, and the celestials are imploring her to mate with them and bear their children! How can this shy young lady with a boy phobia repopulate the world when all she wants is to overcome her fear and find true love?

Outbride

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Django Wexler

From bestselling author Django Wexler comes a laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides maybe the Dark Lord doesn't have it all wrong after all, perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett and KJ Parker. Davi has done this all before. She's tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she's rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she's killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she's been defeated every time. This time? She's done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that's who she needs to be. It's Davi's turn to play on the winning side. Burningblade & Silvereye Ashes of the Sun Blood of the Chosen Emperor of Ruin

How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying

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#paperback #comedy #comingofage #fiction #highschool #raunchy #school #teacher 

Unmarked copies that have been previously read. Third book has a bent page or two. 

Heavy Paperback (2 to 4 lbs)

Grey, Darker, Freed

Fifty Shades Trilogy 

Kristen Garrett

Here's a grown up Ruby food jungle sexy spicy side splitting funny the hell lyrics exotic unpredictable Love story will keep you laughing panting with lust and eagerly waiting to see what curves the author loses in your direction Christine Garrett is fresh new voice lesbian ass has created two unforgettable and local characters and Mindy Sue briscoe and Cherry yes Cherry Monroe can a gorgeous sexy high school math teacher with a Roshe commitment shy x rock singer make it and make it last in midstream USA well it'll help from the gang of friends they can they will capture your heart and your imagination.

Iowa

romance

You Light the Fire

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Shiro Ihara

A funny, little action series! Shinigami’s, demons, soul-transfers, mayhem and more

Connecticut

As punishment for slacking on the job, the shinigami Lapan is ordered to go to the Human Realm in the body of a skeleton to retrieve a wandering soul. However, much to Lapan's lecherous delight, a slip-up lands his soul in the body of the young Alice, a buxom student at a local all-girls' school. With the skirt-chasing shinigami (as Alice) leaving a storm of sexual harassment allegations in his wake, whatever is poor, beskeletoned Alice to do?!

Alice on Deadlines, Vol.’s 1-4 COMPLETE

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Dan Jenkins

The novel follows the outsize adventures of Billy Clyde Puckett, star halfback for the New York Giants, whose team has come to Los Angeles for an epic duel with the despised "dog-ass" Jets in the Super Bowl. But Billy Clyde is faced with a dual challenge: not only must he try to run over a bunch of malevolencies incarnate, but he has also been commissioned by a New York book publisher to keep a journal of the events leading up to, including, and following the game. Infused with Dan Jenkins's characteristic joie de vivre and replete with cigarettes, whiskey, and wild women, Semi-Tough is an uproarious romp through a lost era of professional sports that will have any armchair quarterback falling out of his or her recliner in hysterics on a semi-regular basis.

"Dan Jenkins is a comic genius."--Don Imus Made into a hilarious and timeless film starring Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristofferson, and Jill Clayburgh, and recently named number seven on Sports Illustrated's Top 100 Sports Books of All Time, Semi-Tough is Dan Jenkins's masterpiece and considered by many to be the funniest sports book ever written. The novel follows the outsize adventures of Billy Clyde Puckett, star halfback for the New York Giants, whose team has come to Los Angeles for an epic duel with the despised "dog-ass" Jets in the Super Bowl. But Billy Clyde is faced with a dual challenge: not only must he try to run over a bunch of malevolents incarnate, but he has also been commissioned by a New York book publisher to keep a journal of the events leading up to, including, and following the game. Infused with Dan Jenkins's characteristic joie de vivre and replete with cigarettes, whiskey, and wild women, Semi-Tough is an uproarious romp through a lost era of professional sports that will have any armchair quarterback falling out of his or her recliner in hysterics on a semi-regular basis.

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Somebody up There Hates You

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A Hustler's Son (the Cartel Publications Presents)

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Worst Laid Plans

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DC Trip

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Fifty Shades Trilogy

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You Light the Fire

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Alice on Deadlines, Vol.’s 1-4 COMPLETE

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