Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Oregon

Create Your Own Shakespearean Insults

A Shakespearean insult generator that creates tart-tongued and totally humorous bawdy combinations and clever comebacks.

Some occasions call for foul language, but why resort to the common F-word? If you must be offensive, hearken back to the Elizabethan days for more salacious and outrageous word choices. Impress your friends with your mastery of lewd iambic pentameter and vanquish your enemies with the power of the bard. After all, a toad-spotted maggot by any other name would be as pestilent . . .

Mix and match to come up with your own raucous rebuffs, including:


 * Thou Foul-Reeking Lily-Livered Codpiece!
 * Thou Ruttish Rump-Fed Pignut!
 * Thou Beslubbering Cockeyed Canker-blossom!
 * Thou Churlish Dull-Eyed Hag
   And more!


Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant

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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

New York

Educating Your Wit

The sharpest stings ever to snap from the tip of an English-speaking tongue are here at hand, ready to be directed at the knaves, villains, and coxcombs of the reader's choice. Culled from 38 plays, here are the best 5,000 examples of Shakespeare's glorious invective, arranged by play, in order of appearance, with helpful act and line numbers for easy reference, along with an index of topical scorn appropriate to particular characters and occasions.

Shakespeare's Insults

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Georgia

Create over 100,000 of Your Own Shakespearean Insults!

One in a series of Shakespearean humor books, a wire-bound flip book allows slighted or offended Renaissance men and women to get revenge by assembling Shakespearean vocabulary into humorous insults at the turn of each page.

Thy Father Is a Gorbellied Codpiece!

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Joseph Rosenbloom

Arkansas

A collection of hundreds of humorous insults, from one-liners to knock-knock jokes, illustrated with cartoon drawings.

Perfect Put-Downs and Instant Insults

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Knock Knock Book Staff

Name in the name plate, and minor scuffs on the front cover 

The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.

Insults and Comebacks

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Julian L'Estrange

Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

Arizona

1001 Xenophobic Quips and Quotes

The Big Book of National Insults

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Nina Colman

Heavy Hardcover (2 to 4 lbs)

Texas

From the acknowledged "roastmasters" of all time comes the quintessential handbook for public speakers at any occasion, featuring the best one-liners, put-downs, anecdotes and jokes on every conceivable subject.

This giant compendium is organized both by occasion (Bar Mitzvah, 40th Birthday, Sales Presentation) and by subject, everything from Aging to Technology. Featuring words from an array of smart-mouthed celebrities including Dean Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Don Rickles, George Burns, Ellen DeGeneres and Walter Matthau, it includes tips and tried-and-true techniques for writing and delivering smart, funny, moving and motivational toasts, roasts and speeches. It's the perfect inspiration for wedding toasts, office parties, corporate speeches--or even just spicing up cocktail party small talk. The jokes alone make it a must-have; the advice makes it the public speaker's bible.

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Sarah Royal; Jillian Hofer

Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant

Wayne F. Hill; Cynthia J. Ottchen

Shakespeare's Insults

Barry Craft

Thy Father Is a Gorbellied Codpiece!

Joseph Rosenbloom

Perfect Put-Downs and Instant Insults

Knock Knock Book Staff

Insults and Comebacks

Julian L'Estrange

The Big Book of National Insults

Nina Colman

Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts

Stephen Arnott; Mike Haskins

5,802 Jokes and Insults for All Occasions

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Far Too Noisy, My Dear Mozart