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Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Florida

The World’s Best Fishing Jokes

Oregon

Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro

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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Massachusetts

Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!

Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokesis packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"

"No, I don't think they'll fit me."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A: The road.

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#paperback #davebarry #90shumor #dadjokes

Pennsylvania

"Dave Barry is one funny human."
--San Francisco Examiner

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.

But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:


Scratching
The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf
Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
The Noogie Gene
Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method
Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate
And much, much more



"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."
--USA Today

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

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California

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Texas

Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Featuring "From: __________ " on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. : P Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

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Logan Lisle

Indiana

Jokes from the Water's Edge

From the online sensation comes this family-friendly collection of gloriously groan-inducing dad jokes, delivered straight from the dock and directly to your funny bone. Nobody does dad jokes better than the guys from Dock Tok, TikTok’s #1 home for the wackiest one-liners, funniest puns, and most priceless plays on words you’ve ever heard. But you don’t need to go online to find the best of these clever quips—they’re right here in this book! Still not hooked? Maybe these wisecracks from the water’s edge will help reel you in: I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it. I wonder what kind of doctor Dr. Pepper was. A fizzician. I took my cat’s meds. Don’t ask meow. Get The Good, the Dad, and the Punny for your friends and family. After all, who doesn’t love a good dad pun? No one . . . and that’s no joke!

Dock Tok Presents... the Good, the Dad, and the Punny

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Spiffy McChappy

Colorado

So Frightfully Awful. . yet Wonderfully Spiffing

The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough)

 * A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas.
 * Clean family friendly jokes.
 * The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card.

Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince.

This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you.

Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

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Louisiana

Yule Love Them

The perfect holiday stocking stuffer for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Editionis the perfect way tosleigh this holiday season!

Dad Jokes: Holiday Edition

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Richard Lederer

Fair to Good condition with minimal scratches and clean pages. No cracked spine. Some yellowing on inside cover due to age. Minor, hard to see staining on back bottom cover.

West Virginia

An Anthology of Accidental Assaults upon the English Language

A collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.

Anguished English

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Elias Hill

Arizona

A TOP 5 BEST-SELLING AMAZON BOOK!*






DAD JOKES. THEY MAKE YOU CRINGE, THEY MAKE YOU GROAN BUT THE ONE THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THEY COME FROM DAD. BE IT DURING A WEDDING TOAST OR WHEN INTRODUCING YOUR DAD TO SOMEONE YOU WANT TO IMPRESS, DAD NEVER FAILS TO INSERT A DAD JOKE WHEREVER HE CAN.






THIS DAD JOKE BOOK MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR THE DAD WHO HAS EVERYTHING AND HAS HEARD EVERYTHING. OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO BUY IT FOR YOURSELF AND COME PREPARED THE NEXT TIME DAD WANTS TO HAVE A JOKE OFF.






IN ANY EVENT, 101 SO BAD, THEY'RE GOOD DAD JOKES WILL HAVE YOUR EYES ROLLING INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD FASTER THAN DAD CAN STRIP TO HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!




* WEEK OF JUNE 10, 2018

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

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Bart King

Michigan

That's How Eye Roll

Bad Dad Jokes

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Lisa Beth Johnson

Phoebe Bottoms

Alabama

Like Dad Jokes, Only Smarter

Witty, irreverent, and straight from the heart—the mother of all joke books is here to brighten the days of moms everywhere! Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as... Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. Q: What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? A: Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my 7-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, these one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets will be appreciated by moms everywhere.

Mom Jokes

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Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

The Best of the Worst Dad Jokes for the Painfully Punny Parent - 301 Jokes!

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of sidebars with interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious gift for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Perfect Father's Day gift or new dad gift • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

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Library CD Audiobook with usual library markings, case has wear, discs great 

Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies."


Kansas

CD Audiobook: Dad is Fat

#hardcover #jokes #dadjokes #humor #childrens #knockknockjokes

The Silly Little Book of Knock Knock Jokes

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Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Like new condition! Would make a great gift. 

Utah

1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling over and over and Over...

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

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Georgia

New Dad Jokes

Ludicrous Tales of Remarkably Foolish People Doing Spectacularly Stupid Things

The Editors of Reader's Digest present a hilarious collection of real people doing dumb things.

Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In this collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. For example:

You're a dumb criminal if...you're not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone--in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department. 

During my brother-in-law's first performance review, his boss said, "I'm not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?" --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD

In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. "Can't find Brillo pads," she wrote. "All they have are Tampax and Kotex." --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA

I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn't meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn't serious." --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain

Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories

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Phillips and Russo scoured the country in their quest for this hilarious, wholesome entertainment! Suds will fly as kids shower their family and friends with these squeaky-clean bits of wit, brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks.

Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids

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Dad Jokes Card Game 

#paperback #fiction #humor #jokes #riddles #childrens #dadjokes

How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging? Take away his credit cards. "Over 2,000 riddles of all kinds, from simple to complex, for all ages. Written by a childrens librarian, this is one riddle book that should be in both the adult and childrens collections."--Library Journal. "A real bonanza for riddle fans. A great boost for budding comedians."--School Library Journal. "A massive collection. Index is helpful in finding specific zingers."--Horn Book.


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