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Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Florida

The World’s Best Fishing Jokes

Ohio

It’s a Punderful Life

Dad Jokes

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

California

Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!

Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokesis packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:

I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"

"No, I don't think they'll fit me."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

A: The road.

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Texas

Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Featuring "From: __________ " on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. : P Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

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Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

Colorado

Hilarious One Liners

#paperback #davebarry #90shumor #dadjokes

Pennsylvania

"Dave Barry is one funny human."
--San Francisco Examiner

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.

But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:


Scratching
The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf
Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
The Noogie Gene
Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method
Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate
And much, much more



"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."
--USA Today

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

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Oregon

Because Your Dad Thinks He's Hilarious

Why did the banana go to the doctors?Because he wasn't peeling very well!Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes.The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh … and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

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The Silly Little Book of Knock Knock Jokes

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Arizona

Ludicrous Tales of Remarkably Foolish People Doing Spectacularly Stupid Things

The Editors of Reader's Digest present a hilarious collection of real people doing dumb things.

Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In this collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. For example:

You're a dumb criminal if...you're not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone--in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department. 

During my brother-in-law's first performance review, his boss said, "I'm not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?" --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD

In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. "Can't find Brillo pads," she wrote. "All they have are Tampax and Kotex." --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA

I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn't meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn't serious." --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain

Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories

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Editors of Portable Press

Maryland

Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: *Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! *Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! *Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard." Kid: "Why not?" Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!" And many more!

Dad Jokes: the Punniest Joke Book Ever

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Spiffy McChappy

So Frightfully Awful. . yet Wonderfully Spiffing

The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough)

 * A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas.
 * Clean family friendly jokes.
 * The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card.

Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince.

This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you.

Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

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Ian Allen

Tear on cover and spine from sticker removal. Otherwise excellent condition!

Used. Paperback. Good condition*.

** Good Condition - Shows Typical Wear.  Book is resealed and carefully pack to ensure a safe arrival. 
** Comes from a smoke & pet free home.
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A TOP 5 BEST-SELLING AMAZON BOOK!*






DAD JOKES. THEY MAKE YOU CRINGE, THEY MAKE YOU GROAN BUT THE ONE THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THEY COME FROM DAD. BE IT DURING A WEDDING TOAST OR WHEN INTRODUCING YOUR DAD TO SOMEONE YOU WANT TO IMPRESS, DAD NEVER FAILS TO INSERT A DAD JOKE WHEREVER HE CAN.






THIS DAD JOKE BOOK MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR THE DAD WHO HAS EVERYTHING AND HAS HEARD EVERYTHING. OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO BUY IT FOR YOURSELF AND COME PREPARED THE NEXT TIME DAD WANTS TO HAVE A JOKE OFF.






IN ANY EVENT, 101 SO BAD, THEY'RE GOOD DAD JOKES WILL HAVE YOUR EYES ROLLING INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD FASTER THAN DAD CAN STRIP TO HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!




* WEEK OF JUNE 10, 2018

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

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Phillips and Russo scoured the country in their quest for this hilarious, wholesome entertainment! Suds will fly as kids shower their family and friends with these squeaky-clean bits of wit, brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks.

Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids

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Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

The Best of the Worst Dad Jokes for the Painfully Punny Parent - 301 Jokes!

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of sidebars with interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious gift for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Perfect Father's Day gift or new dad gift • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

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How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging? Take away his credit cards. "Over 2,000 riddles of all kinds, from simple to complex, for all ages. Written by a childrens librarian, this is one riddle book that should be in both the adult and childrens collections."--Library Journal. "A real bonanza for riddle fans. A great boost for budding comedians."--School Library Journal. "A massive collection. Index is helpful in finding specific zingers."--Horn Book.


Biggest Riddle Book in the World

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Like junk-food snacks, this biggest little collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one... Tourist (to farmer): Lived here all your life? Farmer: Not yet. Father: Bonnie, please take the dog out and give him some air. Bonnie: Sure, Dad. Where's the nearest gas station? Enjoy jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, Martians and earthlings. And groaner book-and-author lists (Sport Injuries by Charlie Hawes; Cookouts Italian Style. Plus tongue twisters, shaggy dogs, first dates, and yes, Waiter, There's a Fly in My Soup jokes. 352 pages, 218 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.


Jokes

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Library CD Audiobook with usual library markings, case has wear, discs great 

Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies."


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