Jeremy Greenberg

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Pennsylvania

Provides a humorous collection of letters from cats providing excuses and suggestions for their human companions.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

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California

Offering doggie logic and practical puppy-to-person advice, this charming book will have dog lovers rolling on the floor laughing with their pets, while learning what those wagging tails and puppy dog eyes are really saying. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums, and lovingly reveals that, when it comes to understanding man's best friend, man could learn some new tricks of his own. "You clearly aren't aware of how delightful it is to sleep in another doggie's funk, or you'd let me on the bed with you every night." "You said, 'Not on the Couch.' That's why I'm on the recliner." "I apologise for being caught stealing your bacon, and I promise not to get caught in the future." "Since you don't walk me anymore, I didn't think you'd mind if I pooped in your shoe."

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie)

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Washington

Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You

"Cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs" -- page 4 of cover.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

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South Carolina

#hardcover #catlovers #lettersfromkitty #humor #animals 

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Michigan

And other heartwarming letters from Kitty

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed 

Minor wear on corners. Color worn off a tiny bit. 

Utah

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Real Words for Real Men

KEYNOTE: When you want to sound like a man! Do you know words like 'joist', 'ripped', 'wing man', and 'rope-a-dope'? What about 'mancave', 'whale tail', and 'MILF'? If you don't, you need a quick education in Manwords. These are the essential words every man should learn in order to converse with his bros while eyeing hotties and tossing back brews from a pony keg. For the man who wants to sound as macho and tough as they come, this is a great gift book. And if the man in your life knows words like 'taupe', 'ruching', and 'brow gel'...well, you should probably be worried. Very worried. Each word will include a pronunciation guide, definition, sample sentence, and macho rating. AUTHOR: Jeremy Greenberg is an internationally headlining stand-up comedian, author, blogger, and joke writer. SELLING POINTS: * The only dictionary written for guys to jack up their dudespeak * More men than ever are watching guy shows like Deadliest Catch, True Gold, Ice Road Truckers, and Ax Men so they can drink beer, talk in manspeak, and pretend they're hauling in a load of crab off the coast of Alaska * The uber-bro Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother, poster child for ManWords, is one of the most popular characters on TV

ManWords

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Maryland

There is absolutely no hand-writing or markups in this book. Smoke-free home.
#paperback #cats #pets #humor

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie)

Jeremy Greenberg

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

Jeremy Greenberg

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie)

Jeremy Greenberg

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed