Ellen DeGeneres

Smoke free home. There are no writings markings or highlights in this book. Hardcover. Memoir. Pages are discolored/brown. smudging on the outer edges of the dust jacket. Yellow mark on the top right corner of the dust jacket. Tiny bit of creasing around the outer edges of the dust jacket.

Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

Massachusetts

The stand-up comedian, television host, best-selling author and actress candidly discusses her personal life, her professional career and describes what it was like to become a judge on American Idol. 750,000 first printing.

Seriously... I'm Kidding

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Ellen Degeneres

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Oregon

A collection of essays by the popular comedian considers such topics as her coffee addiction, her experiences in church, and the devious tactics of salespeople.

The Funny Thing Is...

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Michigan

Ohio

California

Practically new condition. Never read since I’ve had it. 

Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

New Hampshire

I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?

Kentucky

The popular comedienne offers hilarious observations on daily life and the battle between the sexes, along with strange-but-true stories from her own life

My Point... and I Do Have One

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Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Virginia

An autobiography

Wisconsin

Always Be You - Throug and Through!

What makes you unique? Find out with Little Ellen, the creative and lovable star of Ellen DeGeneres' debut picture book, based on her new animated series!
 
Hi! Little Ellen here--You know I love making people laugh, but did you also know that I am full of questions? SO many questions! And the one I am wondering most is, what makes me, well, me?
 
Before she was an award-winning actor and talk show host, Ellen DeGeneres was a little girl in New Orleans. Get to know Little Ellen and the wonderful world she sees in this book of friendship and groovy moves, perfect for kids with big imaginations and even bigger hearts! 
 
This joyful picture book promotes empathy and social-emotional learning, with an inclusive voice that encourages kids to be themselves.

Little Ellen

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Connecticut

Illinois

North Carolina

Florida

In this #1 New York Times bestseller, Ellen DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foibles–including how we behave in elevators, airplanes, and restrooms, and why we’re so scared of the boogeyman–to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellen’s Real Frenchy French Toast. Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of America’s most beloved comics.…

Dear Reader,
I was awfully excited when I was asked to write a book. I was however, nervous. I was afraid I didn’t have anything important to say. But when I began writing, I realized that although I don’t know a lot about any one thing, I know a little about a whole bunch of things: baking a pie; dancing; curing the common cold; running the Iditarod–it’s all in the book. And I realized I notice things that maybe some people don’t notice (or they don’t notice that they don’t notice). That’s all in the book, too.




From the Trade Paperback edition.

Maryland

Pennsylvania

An indispensable reference for anyone who knows how to read—or wants to fool people into thinking they do—The Funny Thing Is... is sure to make you laugh.

Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this book.

After years of painstaking, round-the-clock research, surviving on a mere twenty minutes of sleep a night, and collaborating with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a work that is both easy to use and very funny. Along with her trademark ramblings, The Funny Thing Is... contains hundreds of succinct insights into her psyche and offers innovative features including:

-More than 50,000 simple, short words arranged in sentences that form paragraphs.
-Thousands of observations on everyday life—from terrible fashion trends to how to handle seating arrangements for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem.
-All twenty-six letters of the alphabet.

Iowa

Slight yellowing on outside pages
Small tear in bottom corner of dust jacket
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📚Ships same or next business day
🐾 Smoke free/dog friendly home (he doesn’t read books, though)
❌Cross posted

Missouri

Good condition, Ellen DeGeneres book. See pictures a few bent pages but doesn’t effect reading. 

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