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After winning a national funny-kid competition and starring in his own TV show, kid comic Jamie Grimm is out to conquer the world -- with laughter, of course!


Comedian Jamie Grimm can't help feeling like he's reached the top. But now he's taking his fame and fortune to international levels by competing in the upcoming world kid comic contest! Will Jamie prove that he's the funniest kid on earth -- or does he stand (or sit!) to lose his crown?


Hilarious, moving, and thoughtful, this richly illustrated #1 bestseller is perfect for kids who love to laugh.

The Nerdiest, Wimpiest, Dorkiest I Funny Ever

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#fiction #humor #comedy #hardcover #entourage 

Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

Rules to Rule By

Ari Gold, after years of dominating the Hollywood agency scene, finally offers invaluable tips and advice on how to be as successful in work and in life as Gold himself. Ari Gold is known for his ruthless approach to deal-making and client relationships that made him one of, if not the, most powerful and sought-after agents in Hollywood until he retired in 2011. In his new book THE GOLD STANDARD, Gold will illuminate, for the first time, his unique, effective and, some would say, outrageous philosophies on running a successful business, client management, employee motivation, keeping a happy home life, and other keys to his many successes. Brash, emphatic, instructive and always wise, Gold's book will rival business and leadership bestsellers the world over. In his own words and with his trademark enthusiasm, Gold's tome will be the only book anyone wanting to make something of him or herself will ever need. Ari Gold says: "In my humble opinion, if you want to run a successful business this is the only book you'll ever have to read. And my humble opinion is never wrong."

The Gold Standard

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Alpha Better Juice

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#nonfiction #comedy #hardcover #humor #aging

an alphabet book for the middle aged

B is for botox

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So You Think You’re a Bookworm

Using a Landline, Going to the Post Office, and Other Outdated Things You Don't Need Anymore

OK, Boomer

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Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do

From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do. Over her years of celebritude, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered much wisdom about what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her. Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! It's time for you to release your inner diva! Get what you deserve! And give others exactly what they deserve! Take, for example, Miss Piggy's insights on a few of the idiotic things men frogs do... HE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage . . . and he runs for the exit! WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HE'S A NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing, and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous.

The Diva Code

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Let's explore diabetes with owls

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#nonfiction #hardcover #humor #tinafey #memoir

Bossypants

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# This novel by Mark Haddon is a hardcopy. The book and dust jacket in new condition.  Copyright 2006 first edition #MarkHaddon #Relationships #FamilyDynamics #Comedy #Emotional #Drama #Humor #Hardcover #aspotofbother 

The descent into madness of sixty-one-year-old George Hall goes largely unnoticed due to his family members' preoccupations with their own individual relationship crises. 250,000 first printing.

A Spot of Bother

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#hardcover #fiction #dorkdiaries #cute #juvenilefiction #excellentcondition #nonfiction #humor blank sticker on first blank page covering a name ie. this book belongs to. Blank. 

Tales from a Not-So-Dorky Drama Queen

Springtime brings crazy adventures to Nikki and her friends Chloe, Zoey, and Brandon.

Dork Diaries 9

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#hardcover #humor #nonfiction #chelseahandler 

Wherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, UGANDA BE KIDDING ME has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

Uganda Be Kidding Me

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#juvenilefiction #youngadult #fiction #hardcover #ya #mythology #humor #tales 

Toga Tales with an Attitude

Inserts the elements of classical Greek mythology into twentieth-century Texas and pokes fun at celebrities, current events, and scandals

Greek Myths, Western Style

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Some sticker residue on back cover. Interior is still in perfect “like new” condition. #leslielandis #theartofovereating #funny #comedy #humor 

A Bellyful of Laughs about Our Food-Phobic Culture

Offers a humorous look at American eating habits and culture.

The Art of Overeating

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A Slice of Life

36 1/2 Reasons to Laugh

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#hardcover #humor #comedy #religion #georgecarlin #classic #bestseller 

In a collection of irreverent humor, the author presents his observations and opinions on the foibles and follies of modern life, taking on such topics as the media, the battle of the sexes, hygiene, evasive language, and politics.

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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the opinions of Andy Rooney

Offers essays written by the famed commentator that discuss varied topics including media bias, torture, baseball, and holidays.

Out of My Mind

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#hardcover #mystery #juvenilefiction #hazybloom #humor 

Summer has just begun, and Hazel "Hazy" Bloom is not a happy camper. In fact, she's not even an unhappy camper, because she's stuck at home while all of her friends spend their summers camping (okay, Elizabeth's is only day camp, but still). But then her tomorrow power--her ability to see a visual cue about something that will happen the next day--leads her to the empty house next door, where strange things keep happening. Empty house. Flickering lights. Sudden gust of wind. Could there be a ghost there? Hazy realizes it's once again up to her to solve the mystery and prevent doom!

Hazy Bloom and the Mystery Next Door

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A cute little gift book! Amazing book for all kinds of fangirls! #nonfiction #fangirl #nerdy #humor

A Handbook for Girl Geeks

A book with tips, playthroughs, and cheat codes, including how to make nerdy friends, rock awesome cosplay, write fanfic with feels, defeat Internet trolls, and attend your first con

The Fangirl's Guide to the Galaxy

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#nonfiction #humor #comedy #hardcover #history #quotes Some cover marks from existing. Never read. 

memorable musings that put life in perspective

Packed with memorable musings, Classic Quotations offers thought-provoking comments and advice to suit every occasion and frame of mind. Some of the great quotes included come from surprising sources—who would have thought that what Kurt Cobain, Wayne Gretzky, or Marilyn Monroe had to say could compare with wise old heads such as Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein, and Charles Schultz?

Classic Quotations

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Notes and Observations of Tabitha Reddy

Twelve-year-old Tabitha believes in signs and predictions, and, inspired by her best friend Kara, she is looking for the signs that will point her to the right boyfriend--and predict a successful conclusion to her quest.

The Boy Problem

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Cute book about a grandma and her granddaughter. Ages three and up. Grandma is a witch.￼#childrens #fiction #hardcover #witch #granny #Halloween ￼
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Hubble bubble, Granny trouble

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#hardcover #childrens #fiction #baking #disabilities #humor

Now that third-grader Aven Green has retired from sleuthing, it's time to conquer a whole new world: baking!

Aven knows she's an expert baker of cakes and cookies since she's been baking with her mom for a really long time. Plus no one bakes quite like she does. She cracks eggs with her feet and measures sugar and flour with her feet (plus measuring cups), since she was born without arms. And now Aven has her eye on the prize: a beautiful blue ribbon for baking at the county fair. So she teams up with her friends Kayla, Emily, and Sujata. But it turns out they all have very different tastes and a lot of opinions about baking. Talk about a recipe for disaster!

Aven Green Baking Machine

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#nonfiction #humor #comedy #hardcover #puzzles

James Patterson; Chris Grabenstein (As told to)

The Nerdiest, Wimpiest, Dorkiest I Funny Ever

Ari Gold

The Gold Standard

Roy Blount Jr

Alpha Better Juice

Ross Petras

B is for botox

Jo Hoare

So You Think You’re a Bookworm

Tiller Tiller Press

OK, Boomer

Miss Piggy

The Diva Code

David Sedaris

Let's explore diabetes with owls

Tina Fey

Bossypants

Mark Haddon

A Spot of Bother

Rachel Renée Russell (Illustrator)

Dork Diaries 9

Chelsea Handler

Uganda Be Kidding Me

Barbara McBride-Smith

Greek Myths, Western Style

Leslie Landis

The Art of Overeating

Rick Adams

36 1/2 Reasons to Laugh

George Carlin

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Andrew A. Rooney

Out of My Mind

Jennifer Hamburg; Jenn Harney (Illustrator)

Hazy Bloom and the Mystery Next Door

Sam Maggs

The Fangirl's Guide to the Galaxy

Anne Moreland

Classic Quotations

Kami Kinard

The Boy Problem

Tracey Corderoy

Hubble bubble, Granny trouble

Dusti Bowling; Gina Perry (Illustrator)

Aven Green Baking Machine

Fernandez, Summers, & Willis

Logic Puzzles