Donna Schwartze

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Happy Fake Wife, Happy Fake Life

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A steamy rom com. Professional baseball player Seb Miller and his new wife, Sophie, are blissfully happy. Stupidly happy. The kind of happy that makes other people jealous. So jealous in fact, that someone has started coming after Sophie on social media. It wasn't much at first, but as Seb's team heads into the World Series, the posts begin to reveal intimate details about their relationship that only someone very close to them would know.

"This book was like all my guilty pleasures combined together for the most utterly delicious read! I'm so hooked on this author and her fun stories. Easy, quick, pleasurable reads are exactly what I've been feeling this year and finding Donna Schwartze has been so much fun!! " Amazon Review

Sophie
When I met Seb, my life changed completely--mostly for the better. When we're alone, it's magical. He's the most loving, attentive man in the world. Unfortunately part of being married to a famous man is having everyone in your business. It wasn't too bad at first, but now there's someone on social media telling the world about the most private parts of our lives. Everyone's talking about it. And now I can't go anywhere without being recognized. It's exhausting, and honestly, I'm not sure how much longer I can take it.

Seb
For me, the worst part about being a professional athlete is the fame. Hands down. Nothing else even comes close. I'm a quiet guy. I'm even a little bit shy. The attention is overwhelming at times, but I deal with it because it's part of my job description. But now my fame is affecting Sophie. People are starting to harass her. And that can't happen. She's more important to me than anything--baseball included. I've told her I'll quit playing the second she tells me it's too much--that very second. Even if it's in the middle of the World Series.

"I'm usually skeptical when a second novel revisits a couple but this one hits it out of the park (pun intended). Sophie & Seb are so cute & their character development continues seamlessly. This book made me laugh out loud, sigh & even tear up. Do not miss it." Amazon Review

"Thank you Amazon for recommending books by Donna Schwartze to readers of other romance writers, as I have thoroughly enjoyed all of her books. Leave it on the Field is my new favorite. Donna's characters are well developed and well loved. This book had the perfect balance of suspense, romance, and camaraderie." Amazon Review

Leave It on the Field

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A heartwarming and hilarious romantic comedy set in the charming small town of Blitzen Bay. Nash and Noelle from The Runaway Bride of Blitzen Bay are back and they're getting married. Well, they're trying to get married anyway. To make it to the altar, they'll have to get through Noelle's intrusive parents, a once-in-a-century blizzard, and an enormous bear that's started stalking the town. "Donna's writing is laugh out loud funny which makes every minute with these characters fun. I have been in love with this cast of characters since I picked up Truth or Tequila." Amazon Review "These characters are so freaking hilarious, witty and downright lovable. Although this books is centered around Nash and Noelle, the whole crew is involved in the story. They each have such amazing personalities. You will laugh, giggle, have some tears, swoon and wonder what the heck - Donna brings out all of the emotions with her words." Amazon Review Noelle About a year ago, I left my groom at the altar-literally standing at the altar. With only a few minutes to go before the ceremony started, I took off across the parking lot with absolutely no idea of where I was going or how I would get there. I just knew I wanted out. When I heard voices behind me, I panicked and crawled into the tailgate of a truck to hide. Nash Yep, she shimmied right into my truck's bed wearing her huge wedding dress. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was about to pull her back out when I saw the groom coming across the parking lot. That's when I knew I had to help her. The groom was an idiot in high school, and from what I could tell, he'd only become more of a tool in the decade since we graduated. I didn't think she should have to spend ten minutes with him-much less the rest of her life. Noelle Fast forward, it seems the gods were guiding me that day-right into the truck of the man I was supposed to be with, and spoiler alert-we're getting married. Well, we're trying to get married, but it seems like the universe is plotting against us. Nash That might be a bit of an exaggeration. Noelle Really? Let me lay out the evidence for you. My parents are pouring all their energy into breaking us up before we can even get to the altar. Nash Yeah, good luck with that. I'll fight anyone who tries to keep us from getting married including your parents. What else do you have? Noelle Obstacle two: Apparently an enormous blizzard is supposed to hit on our wedding day. Nash Well, we do live in the mountains. Noelle But we live in California and we're in the middle of a drought. Blitzen Bay hasn't seen any significant snowfall in decades. Nash Whatever. It doesn't even matter. I'll carry you on my back through the blizzard to get to the altar. Next problem. Noelle An enormous bear has been stalking Blitzen Bay for weeks. Nash Now that might be something. If the bear gets to you, it's all over. Noelle Nash! Nash I'm kidding. I'll fight the bear, too. It doesn't matter what the universe throws at us. We're getting to that altar. We'll figure it out. Noelle You always say we'll figure it out. Nash And we always do, don't we? "Donna amazes me every book with how I get so swept into her story that everything else takes a back burner in my household! Pretty Close to Perfect hit all my emotions. I giggled, laughed out loud, and cried many tears!" Amazon Review "Blitzen Bay is the most magical place...seriously wishing I could book a trip to visit! This is the perfect 'snuggle under a blanket by the fireplace' and read type book." Ama

Pretty Close to Perfect

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A grumpy sunshine romance. A runaway bride. Her handsome getaway driver. A cozy town with a cast of animated citizens to help her figure it all out in this romantic comedy.

"Blitzen Bay is a magical place with beautiful people. I loved all of the characters so much. I wish it was a movie or a series so we can dive deeper into each of their lives a little more." Amazon Review

Noelle's getting married three days before Christmas. It's a dream come true--for her mom. For Noelle, it's starting to feel like the walls are closing in. She's known for months that something's changing--namely, her fiancé. He's becoming someone she doesn't know anymore. She's tried to ignore it, but her gut's telling her that she's marrying the wrong person.

Nash retired from the military three months ago. He's not in the mood to celebrate anything. He just wants to be left alone. His high school buddy's getting married in a few days. He has no desire to go, but every time he tries to throw the invitation out, an alarm goes off in his head. For some reason, he feels like he's supposed to be there.

It's thirty minutes before the wedding starts. Noelle's in her wedding dress. Nash is in his seat. The universe is trying to bring these two strangers together. Is it ever too late to meet the man of your dreams?

"This book is heartwarming, fun, humorous--just a magical little gem of a story." Amazon Review

"Am I the only one wondering if Nash has a brother? Hopefully my age and single. What a beautiful book. Fast paced with heart-lifting dialogue. The natural witty banter is straight couple goals!" Goodreads Review

The Runaway Bride of Blitzen Bay

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A steamy rom com. A newly single woman who's just looking for a good time. A chronic playboy who's finally ready to settle down. A small mountain town with an animated cast of citizens to help them figure it all out.

"Excuse me while I finish fanning myself and massaging my facial muscles from smiling so much. While I've loved all of the books Donna has written so far.. this one might have taken the top spot. I couldn't get enough of Butch and Kit's banter and smoking sexual tension." Goodreads Review

Kit
There are two things you should know about me up front. First, my boyfriend broke up with me a minute before I left on vacation. Second, I'm a huge fan of the rebound man. Huge fan. Someone so dangerously sexy that he'll make me forget everything for a night. No feelings. Just straight-up lust.

Butch
After my last breakup, I made a new set of rules--no feelings and absolutely no commitment. I haven't slipped up once in five years. Here's the problem. My two best buddies just got into serious relationships. They're so happy that I think it might be time to revisit my rules and start hunting for Ms. Right.

Kit
I'm only a few hours into my trip when a rebound candidate presents himself. And he's perfect for the job--a little rough around the edges, a devilish sense of humor, and a body so burly that I could lose myself in it for hours. Ding, ding, ding. I think I just found my Mr. Wrong.

"What a fun story! I'm so glad Butch got his own book. Lots of cute banter and a sweet ending. Donna Schwartze makes it easy to fall in love with her characters and leaves us wanting to know what happens next!" Goodreads Review

"No One Wants That is one of my favorite books! This was Butch's time to shine and did he ever! Bad boy image but a man with a heart of gold! We can't help but fall in love with him! Kit is the perfect soulmate for this man! She makes me laugh! This book is the perfect romantic read! Steamy and yet funny! I can't wait to see what their future holds!" Amazon Review

No One Wants That

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A steamy romantic comedy. A driven career woman who has no time for love. A professional baseball player who has no desire for commitment. But when they come together for their friends' island wedding, the mesmerizing beach breezes have them wanting to find time for each other--if only for one steamy weekend.

"This is a laugh out loud, fun, and sexy second book in The Grand Slam series. It takes place at Seb and Sophie's (Truth or Tequila) wedding. I've been waiting for Raine's story and it is fantastic. Love all the cameo appearances from the characters in the Trident Trilogy and Alex...oh Alex!! Butch steals the show and I really hope he gets his own book. The banter between him and Raine will have you laughing out loud." Amazon Review

Raine
I haven't spent much time with Sophie since we were kids. When we started high school, we headed in different directions and never looked back. She invited me to her wedding this weekend. I don't want to go because despite all our years apart, I know one thing hasn't changed: her mission to find me the perfect man. I've told her I don't have time for dating, but she never listens. I'm guessing she's going to be pushing some guy at me the minute I get off the plane.

Alex
My teammate Seb's getting married this weekend. I'm happy for him, but I can't relate to it at all. He wants to spend the rest of his life with Sophie. I don't even want to spend the rest of the night with the women who end up in my bed. I'm fine with that, but for some reason, Sophie's not. Even with my best efforts to stop it, she's been trying to find me love since the day we met. She told me one of her childhood friends is coming to the wedding, so I'm guessing that's who I'll be hiding from all weekend.

It's all fun and games until someone catches feelings. Let the games begin.

"Another win! Kickass characters, witty banter, strong female lead and a great story that sucks you in and has you rooting for Raine and Alex before they even meet. Can't wait for the next one in the series!" Amazon Review

"So funny! Butch is the character that I didn't know I needed in my life! This book can definitely be read alone, but you'll love it so much more if you read the Trident Trilogy and Truth or Tequila first." Amazon Review

Raine Out

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A steamy romantic comedy about good timing, bad temptation, and way too much tequila. Seb's the most famous baseball player in the world. Sophie's not impressed. Game on.

Sophie
When we graduated from college, my friends and I made a pact that we would only play this stupid game five more times--at each of our bachelorette parties. Tonight's number four and it couldn't come at a worse time. I have a meeting with a new client tomorrow. I can't be hungover. Unfortunately, I've never played this game without ending up that way. I'm already at a disadvantage with the client. It's the professional baseball team in town. I'm not much of a sports fan. I don't even know who the players are, but I guess I'll worry about that tomorrow. Tonight, it seems that, once again, I'm destined for tequila and bad decisions.

Seb
Don't get me wrong, I like being a professional athlete. I just wish it didn't come with so much fame. People are always staring at me and tonight's no exception. All eyes are on me as I walk into the bar--except for one pair. And they're attached to a gorgeous woman. When she finally looks up from her phone, she catches me ogling her and rolls her eyes. I don't think she has any idea who I am. Damn, that turns me on. I spend most of the night trying to figure out how to talk to her when suddenly she lands in my lap. She's playing a drinking game with her friends and has to get me to kiss her to win. I want to kiss her--passionately--but not when she's this flat-out drunk. I'd at least like her to remember our first kiss.

The Next Day
Sophie

I'm painfully hungover. All I want to do is get done with this meeting, so I can go home and have my friends tell me about the guy I tried to drunkenly seduce last night. All I remember are his eyes--his soft, beautiful eyes. I'm on the field with my new client watching the players practice when the catcher jumps up from behind the plate and starts walking toward me. When he pulls up his mask, the eyes I've been thinking about all morning are staring at me. "Sophie?" he says as a smile starts curling at the corners of his mouth.

Truth or Tequila can be read as a standalone novel or as book one of The Grand Slam Series. Visit donnaschwartze.com for a suggested reading order.

"This is the best book I've read in a really long time! It's witty, it's funny, it's absolutely amazing. I love Sophie, she's such a fire cracker and Seb is absolute perfection! HIGHLY recommend this book, and can't wait to read part two, Raine Out." Amazon Review

"I'm a sucker for a sports romance! And loved this book! I was laughing, tearing up, and just had a great time reading it! Seb is such a charmer and you quickly fall in love with his character! Looking forward to reading the next one!" Amazon Review

"This book was just what I needed. A fun rom com, laugh out loud story with a little bit of everything. Sports romance, suspense, and a sweet love story." Goodreads Review

Truth or Tequila

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For seventeen years, Millie's life was perfect. Then her dad died, and she discovered the secret he never wanted her to know.Enter Mason-the man tasked with helping her uncover the truth. She has to hide her ultimate goal from him, but from the first second they meet, he seems to have the disturbing ability to see right through her.If he finds out what she's up to, he could ruin everything. She knows she should run from him, but something keeps pulling her closer.Can she give up knowing the truth to find her happily-ever-after? Or will she risk everything to find out who she really is?"A steamy romance wrapped in an action-packed thriller. I didn't want to put it down. I fell in love with the characters and the story was engaging. I loved all the action, but it was also sweet and endearing." -Amazon Review

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