Taylor Calmus

Peter L. Harmon

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Massachusetts

365 Truly Terrible Wisecracks (You've Been Warned)

A delightfully corny dad joke for every day of the year

Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with jokes to make you groan―and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (aka "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year.

This book of dad jokes includes:

 * Family-friendly fun―Share jokes that are safe for both the bar and the breakfast table.
 * Famous dad jokes―Take inspiration from famous dads like Tim Allen, Chris Rock, and Homer Simpson.
 * A monthly format―Discover jokes divided into months for easy reading and exploring.

Earn your place in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame with this unique book of ridiculous dad jokes.

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes

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Jonny Garrett

A Crash Course in Craft Beer (Craft Beer Gift)

Beer School - An insider's guide to craft beer, the world's greatest drinkThe wonderful world of craft beers: Beer has come a long way in the 6,000 years since the first taste. The legends of the craft beer industry have made sure everyone's within reach of the perfect pint. But, how do you get the right brew for you? And, can you learn to make a beer that will add to the lager legacy?
Beers of the world: Welcome to Beer School, brought to you by the heroes of YouTube sensation the Craft Beer Channel, a guide to everything you need to know about the wide and wonderful beers of the world. In Beer School, Jonny and Brad explain the intricacies of the finest artisan craft brews, including: ales, lagers, porters, stouts, IPSs, and bitters.
How to make beer: The lads have the inside scoop on everything from hop varieties and barrel aging, to serving temperatures and glassware. Beer School helps you learn how to make beer and how to get the most out of every sip. You will learn about: grain, mash, water, hops, boil, yeast, fermentation, serving, storing, pouring, and tasting.


Beer School

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Lindsay Fischer

A Sassy Girl's Guide to Surviving the TWW

Trying to conceive can be an exciting (read: excruciating) time in women's lives, but there is no more daunting a task during your cycle than the two week wait. It's a time when wanna-be mommas can find themselves anxious and emotionally wrecked. Enter The Two Week Wait Challenge: a handy guide to navigating the time between potential conception and the day you're able to test for pregnancy. Chock-full for easy, inexpensive self-care practices and positive affirmations, the challenge encourages every woman to take time for themselves (while simultaneously speeding up the 14 days) and allows their partners to be a part of the process in a loving, supportive way. Add a dash of sass and humor to help you survive and you've got a recipe for a successful (less painful) two week wait.

The Two Week Wait Challenge

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Mike Moreno

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

A Doctor's Plan Designed for Rapid Results

The 17 Day Diet

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Nicholas Sparks

Miles Ryan's life seemed to end the day his wife was killed in a hit-and-run accident two years ago. As deputy sheriff of New Bern, North Carolina, he not only grieves for her and worries about their young son Jonah but longs to bring the unknown driver to justice. Then Miles meets Sarah Andrews, Jonah's second-grade teacher. A young woman recovering from a difficult divorce, Sarah moved to New Bern hoping to start over. Tentatively, Miles and Sarah reach out to each other...soon they are falling in love. But what neither realizes is that they are also bound together by a shocking secret, one that will force them to reexamine everything they believe in-including their love.

A Bend in the Road

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Judy Blume

A Novel

Two women from very different families become inseparable companions during summers on Martha's Vineyard during their coming-of-age years, forging the bonds of a lifelong friendship that weathers growing up, marriage, children, careers, and betrayal.

Summer Sisters

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Juliette Fay

After her husband leaves and her Goth niece arrives, Dana Stellgarten struggles to help her kids cope as she re-enters the dating scene and befriends a popular women in town, all while trying to stay true to herself. By the author of Shelter Me. Original.

Deep down True

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SparkNotes Staff

Computer Science

Spark Charts HTML

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Steven Holzner

Oversized Paperback (4 to 6 lbs)

The Java Book Programmers Turn to First

Holzner offers the most comprehensive, in-depth reference manual for Java users, covering such topics as variables, debugging, graphics, and also features examples, tips, and solved problems.

Java Black Book

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Jerry Anderson

Heavy Paperback (2 to 4 lbs)

Beginners and intermediate programmers are provided with the information they require in order to execute the most frequently used tasks and functions within C & &.

Using C++

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Tony Gaddis

Starting Out with Programming Logic and Design, Second Edition, is a language-independent introductory programming book that orients students to programming concepts and logic without assuming any previous programming experience. In the successful, accessible style of Tony Gaddis’ best-selling texts, useful examples and detail-oriented explanations allow students to become comfortable with fundamental concepts and logical thought processes used in programming without the complication of language syntax. Students gain confidence in their program design skills to transition into more comprehensive programming courses. The book is ideal for a programming logic course taught as a precursor to a language-specific introductory programming course, or for the first part of an introductory programming course.

Starting Out with Programming Logic and Design

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Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

Concepts and Design

Prelude to Programming

R. Kent Nagle

Edward B. Saff

Arthur David Snider

Heavy Hardcover (2 to 4 lbs)

Math

An introduction to powerful ideas on teaching and learning developed recently, providing an integrative overview of how the various ideas come together to suggest a distinctive way of thinking about the influences affecting student learning. Encourages teachers to use their knowledge and experiences to these ideas in their teaching

Fundamentals of Differential Equations and Boundary Value Problems

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Gary A. Porter

Curtis L. Norton

Business & Economics

The Impact on Decision Makers

Porter/Norton is a transitional text known for its readability, straightforwardness, decision-making focus, and the incorporation of flagship companies. The authors were careful in the new fifth edition to keep the focus on the basics. The authors have eliminated confusing and redundant elements. The result is an uncluttered, straightforward, and concise financial accounting textbook. Important Notice: Media content referenced within the product description or the product text may not be available in the ebook version.

Financial Accounting

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Julie C. Meloni

Provides information on using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to design, create, and maintain Web sites.

Sams Teach Yourself HTML, CSS, and JavaScript All in One

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A beginner’s Guide to HTML, CSS, Javdscript, and Web Graphics

Learning Web Design

Thad Crews

Chip Murphy

A Guide to Working with Visual Logic is a counterpart to Visual Logic, a simple but powerful tool for teaching programming logic and design without traditional high-level programming language syntax. Visual Logic uses flowcharts to explain essential programming concepts, including variables, input, assignment, output, conditions, loops, procedures, graphics, arrays, and files. Important Notice: Media content referenced within the product description or the product text may not be available in the ebook version.

A Guide to Working with Visual Logic

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Leanne Vogel

The Complete Guide to a High-Fat Diet, with More Than 125 Delectable Recipes and 5 Meal Plans to Shed Weight, Heal Your Body, and Regain Confidence

Leanne Vogel, the voice behind the highly acclaimed website Healthful Pursuit, brings an entirely new approach to achieving health, healing, weight loss, and happiness through a keto-adapted lifestyle. A one-stop guide to the ketogenic way of eating, The Keto Diet shows you how to transition to and maintain a whole foods based, paleo-friendly, ketogenic diet with a key focus on practical strategies - and tons of mouthwatering recipes. You'll have all the tools you need to fall in love with your body and banish your fear of fat forever!

The Keto Diet

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Ted Bell

Alex Hawke is back. In this explosive, jaw-tightening follow-up to Ted Bell's "rich, spellbinding, and absorbing" (Clive Cussler) debut national bestseller, Hawke, fearless intelligence operative Lord Alexander Hawke matches wits with a cunning and bloodthirsty psychopath in a desperate race to avert an American Armageddon.

In an elegant palazzo on the Grand Canal, an American ambassador's tryst turns deadly. In the seamy underbelly of London, a pub-crawling killer is on the loose. And in a storybook chapel nestled in the Cotswolds, a marriage made in heaven turns to hell on earth. Isolated incidents? Or links in a chain of events hurtling towards catastrophe? So begins Assassin, the tour de force thriller that heralds the return of every terrorist's worst nightmare, Alex Hawke.

A shadowy figure known as the Dog is believed to be the ruthless terrorist who is systematically and savagely assassinating American diplomats and their families around the globe. As the deadly toll mounts inexorably, Hawke, along with former NYPD cop and Navy SEAL Stokely Jones, is called upon by the U.S. government to launch a search for the assassin behind the murders.

Hawke, who "'makes James Bond look like a "slovenly, dull-witted clockpuncher"'" (Kirkus Reviews), is soon following a trail that leads back to London in the go-go nineties, when Arab oil money fueled lavish, and sometimes fiendish, lifestyles. Other murky clues point to the Florida Keys, where a vicious killer hides behind the gates of a fabled museum. And to a remote Indonesian island where a madman tinkers with strains of a deadly virus and slyly bides his time.

Hawke must call upon resources deep within himself. He must enter a race against time to stop a cataclysmic attack on America's most populous cities and avenge the inexplicable and horrific crime that has left him devastated.

Brimming with relentless action and stylish detail, and featuring a hero that readers will stand up and cheer for, Assassin is a gripping adventure. And definitely not recommended for the faint of heart.

Assassin

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While sailing in the Caribbean, young Alex Hawke witnesses an act of unspeakable horror as modern-day pirates brutally murder his parents. It is a tragedy that will haunt him forever, and shape his destiny.... As a direct descendant of a legendary English privateer, Lord Alexander Hawke is skilled in the ways of sea combat -- and one of England's most decorated naval heroes. Now, Hawke returns to the Caribbean on a secret mission for the American government. A highly experimental stealth submarine is missing. She carries forty nuclear warheads, and is believed to be in the hands of an unstable government just ninety miles from the American mainland. In a race against time, Hawke must locate the sub before a strike can be launched against the U.S. -- and, after a lifetime of nightmares, finally avenge himself upon the men who slaughtered his family.... Featuring electrifying action, international intrigue, and a hero worthy of the finest adventure fiction, Hawke heralds the exciting debut of a bold new talent.

Hawke

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A Thriller

Now in paperback, New York Times bestselling author Ted Bell’s latest action-packed thriller features the return of counter spy Alex Hawke as he faces a global nightmare of epic proportions. Somewhere in Russia, there dwells a man so powerful no one even knows his name. His existence is only speculated upon, only whispered about in American corridors and CIA strategy meetings. Though he is practically invisible, he is pulling strings—and pulling them hard. For suddenly, Russia is a far, far more ominous threat than even the most hardened cold warriors ever thought possible. The Russians have their finger on the switch to the European economy and an eye on the American jugular. And, most importantly, they want to be made whole again. Should America interfere with Russia’s plans, well then, America will pay in blood. As this political crisis plays out, Russia gains a new leader. Not just a president, but a new tsar, a signal to the world that the old, imperial Russia is back. And in America, a mysterious killer brutally murders an innocent family and literally flattens the small Midwestern town they once called home. Just a taste, according to the new tsar, of what will happen if America does not back down. Onto this stage must step Alex Hawke, espionage agent extraordinaire and the only man who can stop the absolute madness borne and bred inside the "New Russia." Gripping and imaginative, Tsar is Ted Bell’s most explosive tale of international suspense to date.

Tsar

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#1 New York Times bestselling author Nicholas Sparks returns with an emotionally powerful story of unconditional love, its challenges, its risks and most of all, its rewards. At 32, Russell Green has it all: a stunning wife, a lovable six year-old daughter, a successful career as an advertising executive and an expansive home in Charlotte. He is living the dream, and his marriage to the bewitching Vivian is the center of that. But underneath the shiny surface of this perfect existence, fault lines are beginning to appear...and no one is more surprised than Russ when he finds every aspect of the life he took for granted turned upside down. In a matter of months, Russ finds himself without a job or wife, caring for his young daughter while struggling to adapt to a new and baffling reality. Throwing himself into the wilderness of single parenting, Russ embarks on a journey at once terrifying and rewarding-one that will test his abilities and his emotional resources beyond anything he ever imagined.

Two by Two

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See me just as I see you . . . Colin Hancock is giving his second chance his best shot. With a history of violence and bad decisions behind him and the threat of prison dogging his every step, he's determined to walk a straight line. To Colin, that means applying himself single-mindedly toward his teaching degree and avoiding everything that proved destructive in his earlier life. Reminding himself daily of his hard-earned lessons, the last thing he is looking for is a serious relationship. Maria Sanchez, the hardworking daughter of Mexican immigrants, is the picture of conventional success. With a degree from Duke Law School and a job at a prestigious firm in Wilmington, she is a dark-haired beauty with a seemingly flawless professional track record. And yet Maria has a traumatic history of her own, one that compelled her to return to her hometown and left her questioning so much of what she once believed. A chance encounter on a rain-swept road will alter the course of both Colin and Maria's lives, challenging deeply held assumptions about each other and ultimately, themselves. As love unexpectedly takes hold between them, they dare to envision what a future together could possibly look like . . . until menacing reminders of events in Maria's past begin to surface. Rich in emotion and fueled with suspense, SEE ME reminds us that love is sometimes forged in the crises that threaten to shatter us . . . and that those who see us for who we truly are may not always be the ones easiest to recognize.

See Me

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Detailed practical examples and explanations of calculus.

Calculus Refresher

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