A redneck loves me, a redneck loves me not. You might be a redneck if there were dogs in the church on your wedding day, you've ever french kissed within 5 ft of a dumpster, a date and service matches you up with the relative, you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws, you will saw a woman at church. This perfect gift book is for the person who wants to buy a romantic meaningful gift and have change left over.