Election, 1 (ANIAPPT story) All the people decided to have an election, and before you knew it, one was underway. There were banners and speeches and parades with So. MANY. TUBAS! it was quite the sight to see and hear. But someone noticed that they didn't have any candidates. There was a general discussion about whether candidates were NEEDED, with the opinions equally divided between Yes., No., and More Pie, Please. The latter almost carried the day. Before we settled that, someone, probably a disgruntled Pie-er, asked what position we were holding an election FOR, and didn't that send everyone back a pace! Our heads were whirling, I tell you. People broke off into little groups, those who wanted to settle the candidate issue first, and those who wanted to decide what we were electing, and there were a lot of us who weren't all that motivated about those and were kinda thinking back on the more pie issue. This story won't end happy, we thought. Even with more pie...