I can play Frank Mills' "Music Box Dancer" on piano, by heart. I learned it when I was about 14, the didn't have a piano for 20 years, and then when I got a piano, I was able to sit down and play it again, from memory. It's a pretty neat trick, one that would be cool like if you go to a party, and they have a piano, and then they're like 'oh, you play the piano,' and I'd go yeah well a bit, and then after taking just enough time to make sure everyone knew I wasn't just trying to show off, I'd play it and they'd all be like wow that was awesome. Only I don't go to parties and if I do they don't have pianos, and if I were to be at a party where they had pianos my natural antisocial nature would absolutely keep me from volunteering that I play. Still, I have a better chance of someday wowing a party than I do of quarterbacking the Buffalo Bills to their first Superbowl win.