Quarks (Some Love Stories) These 2 quarks fell in love, ok, don't interrupt me I know you think this is going to be all oh, they fall in love and have sex and that leads to the Big Bang and that's how everything in the universe, even hippopotamuses, got here but you don't know, ok? For one thing, 2 quarks having sex wouldn't even create a universe because quarks don't really exist. So how can they do it and then next thing you know 15,000,000,000 years later, there are endtables and salmon patties? And don't try to be all oh, well, if quarks don't exist then how can they fall in love, because that just shows how little you know, because love doesn't exist, either. So quarks, which don't exist, can fall in love, which also doesn't exist neither. It's math. Or maybe it's science. I forget. The point is these two quarks fell in love, and they were great at it. Just the most romantic couple ever, just doing all romantic things all the time. But I can't give you details, I signed an NDA