Some Love Stories, 6 One of those Internet companies or venture capital places or something decided that they were going to find out who was the greatest lover alive. A modern-day Casanova, they said on social media. Someone responded with Or Casanov-o, and that set off a whole round of the kind of debates that always end with your homeroom teacher saying It's Octopuses because the word doesn't derive from the Latin. It was not clear how the corporation, or LLC, or special interest group or whatever was going to determine the greatest living lover (although a follow-up press release made clear that A. They had NOT intended the contest to be based on p**nographic film, but B. People could keep sending those films in anyway. An intern either got fired, or promoted, for that one. It was not even clear why the group, or billionaire, or whichever was doing this. Was it part of their business? A publicity stunt? A warning? Anyway, people were excited about it until they weren't.