... Sir Gordon saw the clones glance around at each other and then turn back to confront their maker. The next instant Professor Poynter's head had vanished from his screen and been replaced by that of a large pink pig! The four boys promptly collapsed in hysterical laughter. The pig-headed chimera, apparently unable to divine the cause of their mirth, paused in mid-sentence, whereupon its head was again removed and replaced in rapid succession by that of a chim-panzee, a rhinoceros, a polar bear, and a St. Bernard. Sir Gordon was out of his chair and halfway across the room to the screen when Professor Poynter reappeared, still seemingly oblivious of what had been going on, looking exactly as she had always looked except that this time she was completely naked and, as far as Sir Gordon could judge, adorned with at least one extra pair of breasts. 'Extraordinary, mur-mered the Senior Scientist of the M.O.P., retreating fascinated to his chair. 'Doesn't she realise?' from Richard Cowper CLONE