First Round Draft Pick [A Noun is a Person, Place or Thing] So how are you going to evaluate this guy? Check stats, watch 'em run the 40, test his DNA secretly after tricking him into drinking a glass of water teeming with microscopic single-celled creatures? I know you don't like to think about them, those little guys doing their microbial best to survive, evolve, to thrive. And you've fed them to a 6'1" (his agent claims 6''4") brutish hulk, whose bodily systems are so refined, so high-caliber only the best organisms have a chance in there. But, oh, if they do survive, what wonders will they get up to? Will they become diseases? Partner with mDNA to create mutations? Will they, perhaps, get themselves expelled, wind up in the ocean, multiply, divide, chqnge, multiply again, get better and better until one day a billion years hence they are able to evaluate US? Will they be good, these new people? Will they share the planet with us? Will they run the 40 in less than 4 seconds?