Crimes and misdemeanors contains 100 stories of idiots such as a thief who stoled some loot from a car and then slammed the lock door on his thumb it stay locked into the police arrived and arrested him. And Indianapolis man who robbed a gun from his neighbor's house the gun didn't work and so he broke in again to return it. Hey Robert who was told by a teller that she didn't have as much money as he wanted and it would take a few minutes to get it together. The man waited patiently why the teller got the money and the police. Praise from the stories of the files of America's dumbest criminals so many stupid people so little time